Despicable Football Phrases.

[kenada_blue]

What's wrong with Everton?

 

[KaiserEFC]

“Team 1 haven’t won at Team 2’s ground since something like 1956” with team 1 being a newly promoted side who haven’t been in the top flight for decades and team 2 being someone like Man United.

 

[gonetomorrow]

"Unlucky" - when someone hits post or bar. You mean he missed?

 

[Frang]

°Everton

°Iceland

°Anything that spews from Jim White

°Wand of a left foot

°Daveeeed Hinolahhh
Theeeairy Ohhhnreee
(all other foreign pronounciations)

°False #9

°The orgasmic sound of the commentators when Messi does anything.

°Stevie Gee

°Genius

And millions more

I would pop @MarcelsGoat on to ignore if I was you

Lol

 

[Goat]

I would pop @MarcelsGoat on to ignore if I was you

Lol

Frank you are less than 5 posts away from getting banned, use them wisely.

 

[Frang]

Frank you are less than 5 posts away from getting banned, use them wisely.

Mush??

 

[Goat]

Mush??

4.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

“Appeals” for a handball or a penalty or a free kick or whatever. More like whining and bellyaching because you didn’t get a call.

 

[Alan Whittle]

"He's not that kind of player" having just seen said player (almost certainly from the RS or Utd ) launch himself thigh height, two footed into the back of some unsuspecting midfielder thereby proving to the viewing public who have seen it with their own eyes that clearly he is exactly that kind of player you utter half wit.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Zonal marking.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

"He was entitled to go down there"

"Jürgen Klopp, what a fabulous character!"

"Silva has Gana Gueye marking 6 foot 9 Peter Crouch"

 

[Tony101]

Rolls Royce that saying to describe a player does my head in. Even worse when Declan Rice has a man of the match performance(I like the kid he’s a really good player) then they go on to call him a Rolls Rice there men not cars we don’t describe mcathey as a Range Rover because he’s always broke do we.

 

[Yank]

I havent gone through the thread...

But, a 2 to nothing lead is the worst lead is by far the dumbest in my opinion.

Can't stand it.

 

[Pilks]

'Steven GerrARRRRDDD!!!' - Martin Tyler

 

[Yid4life]

Corridor
Transition
Between the lines
He felt a touch...


We need to play 'football cliche' bingo.

Get the 10 most popular cliches and see how quickly you can tick them off in a televised game.

Any game with Alan Smith would probably win.