Despicable Football Phrases.

[Bungle]

"Let's head back to Garth Crooks in the studio"

 

[goodisonopheliac]

"Play for the shirt."

 

[goodisonopheliac]

"Tern"

 

[barneygumble]

“Hit it too well/sweet”



How can that be a thing.

 

[Rob17896]

“Hit it too well/sweet”



How can that be a thing.

Yes. I remember Beckham overhitting one. 'The pass was too good for the man' was the starstruck comment.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

"Everton."

Die.

 

[arch stanton]

"The wisdom and wit of Danny Murphy" shortest book in the world.

I'm think most people could outwit Danny Murphy with their wits tied behind their back.

 

[Pejic300]

Commentators or pundits referring to grounds as The Lane, The Bridge or The Park, assuming some kind of blokey affinity with the place. Crept in about a decade ago. Does my head in, for some reason.

 

[Pejic300]

Not forgetting Champions versus Challengers....

 

[FOXINPEACE]

Inconsistent teams being referred to as 'a bag of revels'. To be fair I think it's only Paul Merson who says it

 

[Lelouch]

"THIS NEW MANAGER WILL BE GIVEN A TRANSFER WAR CHEST"

 

[efcjames]

He had no right to score that

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Inconsistent teams being referred to as 'a bag of revels'. To be fair I think it's only Paul Merson who says it

On that note, everything that comes out of Paul Merson's mouth.

 

[Blues Harp]

"Not sure what happened there Jeff, " Hilarious Kammy.....not!

 

[NEWSWEETTOFFEE]

"Everton."

Die.

Die Ev. It's German, isn't it?