Despicable Football Phrases.

[anton66]

Newcastle F.C.

Along with 52,000 every other week.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

False 9

Stevie G

soccer Saturday and it’s dead witty banter tw@ts

A special European night at anfield

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Unbelievable Geoff . Fck off Kamara you big fcking idiot

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Project

 

[Frang]

Unbelievable Geoff . Fck off Kamara you big fcking idiot

And he says it every single time the cameras pan to him..

 

[marcus]

Top top team/player...
The youngster has done it...
Proper player...

 

[Efcjake]

When talking about centre backs, stopper and sweeper.

This side of the water is mad for it and it winds me up. We're playing a flat back 4 you scrote.

 

[Efcjake]

Watch this space.

Bants.

Tekkers. Bentekkers double points.

Martin Tyler's vingegar-strokes rising "GerrrrAAARDDDDD".

 

[FC sexy xxx]

And he says it every single time the cameras pan to him..

I hate his big gormless kite on the screen too. The live score app is a god send nowadays.

 

[Seathestars]

Our year next year.

 

[KaiserEFC]

“He’s anticipated contact there”

No. He’s dived.

 

[summerisle]

EPL, gets on my tits every time I hear it.

 

[captainvindaloo]

"And so, Everton have another corner to defend here."

This phrase has become a trigger for anxiety for me now. Thanks Everton!

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Martinez has been gone for 3 years and we still can't defend corners.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Those god awful “how am I supposed to tell my kids that X scored/didn’t score from there” social media posts