Despicable Football Phrases.

[AngryofTuebrook]

"For me"

As in "for me that's a red/yellow/handball/offside" etc.

 

[radiostar]

.."and your commentator is Jonathan Pearce"

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

"And there could be more to come" after 20 minutes of play.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

"****** must be wondering what they have to do to score".
How about putting the ball in the net?

 

[goodisonopheliac]

.."and your commentator is Jonathan Pearce"

Or Michael Owen.

 

[Gwladysover]

And that could have gone anywhere!
It did.

 

[Frang]

AND IT'S LIIIIIIIVE

 

[Del-boy]

“Bounce back ability”

“Remember that magical night in Istanbul”

 

[summerisle]

Guy Mowbray :

 

[gonetomorrow]

Fivelive Fivelive Fivelive.....

They have to say it every ten seconds. It's written into their contracts.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

"swazz"

"Let's go to our resident ex-referee Peter Walton" (BT Sport)

 

[The Night King]

AND IT'S LIIIIIIIVE

Very annoying that one. My lad plays a computer game and even that's got it.

 

[KaiserEFC]

GOAT. The goat emoji. Pictures of goats.

Always posted by crap social media football virgins and purely embarrassing.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

It was cute when Lionel Messi was holding a goat, but that's it.

 

[anton66]

VAR got it right that time.
VAR got it wrong that time.
VAR is inconclusive this time.