Despicable Football Phrases.

[OneTrueLegend]

"Tonight we are live from Goodison Park to see Everton take on Chelsea and we are joined in the studio by Greame Souness and Danny Murphy".

Why can they only find sour puss koppites as pundits for our games?

 

[OneTrueLegend]

"THIS NEW MANAGER WILL BE GIVEN A TRANSFER WAR CHEST"

Even worse when they say "transfer kitty", like the manager has all the cash in a little metal box in his bottom drawer

"Giving 110%" - proper nonsense.

I'm blaming Kevin Keegan for that one, don't know how it caught on, makes people who use it sound like idiots

 

[Pilks]

"swazz"

"Let's go to our resident ex-referee Peter Walton" (BT Sport)

I used to work with Walton for a few years while he was reffing, was a mate of his.

The stories I could tell... lollol

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

"Denied by the flag" = he was 2 yards offside!!

 

[summerisle]

'Already on the beach' ; no names no pack drill.

 

[Jimishorts]

Fortress Anfield.

Ffs must of heard it about 6 times today.

 

[mawders]

Heard one from Tyler last night on one of the barca midfielders

"he's a continuity player"

 

[cronullasharks]

Even worse when they say "transfer kitty", like the manager has all the cash in a little metal box in his bottom drawer

Or the manager has a very rich cat

 

[KaiserEFC]

“He’s hit that TOO well there”

No if he’d hit it well it would have gone in.

 

[18efc78]

"that's a great bit of improvisation" considering the game isn't scripted (or maybe it is?) every part of the game is improvised

 

[anton66]

I'd rather have the points in the bag, than a game in hand? Danny Murphy.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

"that's a great bit of improvisation" considering the game isn't scripted (or maybe it is?) every part of the game is improvised

This!! It winds me up every time

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

If that was on target it was in.

I've heard twice recently.

 

[PITA]

"Tonight we are live from Goodison Park to see Everton take on Chelsea and we are joined in the studio by Greame Souness and Danny Murphy".

Why can they only find sour puss koppites as pundits for our games?

Which reminds me about last night. I was watching City v Spurs but switched to the RS game to see the last minute because City’s finished for HT earlier. As they were going to ads the commentator said ‘Join us after the break to hear what the three ex-RS players in the studio made of that first half’.
The media hate them though.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

'Liverpool live rent free in your head.'

Eat a bowl of penises.