Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Joey66]

Not quite sure about that one - old people tend to be hideous Tories like @Joey66

Hey behave yourself.......

 

[orly]

Hey behave yourself.......

Sorry mate, you not a hideous Tory.


Just an old one xx

 

[Paulie]

Our IT advised last week that new laptops are impossible to source even for a Government Department! Locked down in the Far East!

Only ones available will be already here then.

 

[Wolf8312]

Wonderful, as in, what a mess.

Translation: The 'herd immunity' idea has obviously gone down like the fricking titanic with the old bovine classes, so we're switching the plan and narrative itself, to something a little gentler for their 4 stomachs to digest.

 

[the sniderman]

A few bigger Tories than me in the mod team.

thank mr wayne speaking truth to power in this crisis. in the interest of transparency could u please list each mod from top tory to possible libertarian ranking thank u v much.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

How would we react if money didn’t exist?

I would get a good nights sleep because I could get rid of the big lump under my mattress.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Here is our official announcement

March 16, 2020 - Seven Bay Area Jurisdictions Order Residents to Stay Home | All of California in one County

Seven Bay Area Jurisdictions Order Residents to Stay Home: COVID-19 spread reduces activity to only most essential needs. Santa Clara, CA – Seven health officers within six Bay Area counties are taking a bold, unified step to slow the spread of novel coronavirus (COVID-19) and preserve critical...

www.smcgov.org

Hope people don’t abuse this bit “While the goal is to limit groups congregating together in a way that could further spread the virus, it is not complete social shutdown,” said Dr. Matt Willis, Marin County’s Public Health Officer. “You can still complete your most essential outings or even engage in outdoor activity, so long as you avoid close contact.” as otherwise we’ll likely have to go into full lockdown.

 

[Death]

I would get a good nights sleep because I could get rid of the big lump under my mattress.

Tory!

 

[Barnfred 55]

interesting how low their death rate is in comparison to cases

They test thousands. We test the ones that are ending up in hospital and most of these are the higher risk ones. I'm surprised our death rate isn't higher tbh.

 

[summerisle]

Translation: The 'herd immunity' idea has obviously gone down like the fricking titanic with the old bovine classes, so we're switching the plan and narrative itself, to something a little gentler for their 4 stomachs to digest.

Here it is in all it's gory detail.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

It’s only right that we ask our resident publican @peteblue what he thinks of the latest “stay away from pubs” move.

Found him

 

[Barnfred 55]

Looks like France going into 45 day quarantine with military out on streets from this evening ;-( Mental how people are reacting to stuff :-( Police stopped me and told me to go home but was on way to pharmacey to get anti rejection medicine as had transplants last year so on 19 tablets a day and they rang to ensure it was legitimate before letting me pass :-(

That's scary.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Tory!

I only put it under the mattress in case Corbyn got in in the last GE!

 

[Toast]

Only testing people already in hospital in the UK is clearly cooking these figures.

 

[LinekersLegs]