Caption Competition

[fozzy]

benitez "yep two up front lad"

moyes "honestly phil he is lying its impossible to play that formation"

phil "to right boss torres is playing"

 

[jackfaz]

Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:

Moyes: Good start Phil lad, one up already. Round is thinking of dropping Jelavic into the midfield to shield the back four. What do you think?

 

[TheNiz]

Moyes: "Jags! Jags! Don't look at him just ignore him. Good boy, keep calm and hoof on"

 

[BiggyRat]

"Jags....You're coming off...the Vatican just put an offer in for you!"

 

[jtl60]

Moyes to Jags " This is bloke is looking for Fernado Torres, is he still in your back pocket?

Sorry, That should have read

Moyes to Jags "This bloke is looking for Fernando Torres, is he still in your back pocket?"

 

[nigelcoyb]

Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:

"I put it in me gob like this and he said "cheese on toast" .... wtf"

 

[McBain]

HE'S THERE ISN'T HE. DON'T... MENTION... THE WAR.

 

[micknick]

"That micknick is a sexy swine"

Not brown nosing at all

In with a shout

 

[micknick]

Moyes : Oi Phil. Phil! PHIL! What time is it, pal?

Jagielka : About quarter past 3 boss.

Moyes : Thanks.

In 2nd place- Mr Heat with a 5k hit

 

[micknick]

"Eh Jags watch this for a back hand"

The winner- for its simplicity and how cool it would be if it happened- Mr Azzurri...WINNER

 

[McBain]

Okay can someone explain Heats one please.

 

[Azzurri]

The winner- for its simplicity and how cool it would be if it happened- Mr Azzurri...WINNER

WOO!


Nice one micknick, I feel honoured.

 

[Kurt.]

Mick, I think you need to reconsider your decision.













What about the magic beans ffs ?

 

[heatmeiser]

Okay can someone explain Heats one please.

It's proper clever.

 

[Muppet Basher]

"Phil, can you remember what Mikel said the Spanish is for 'Kopites are Gobsh1tes'

ha that's the winner for me.