"the cheeky waiter just asked if I want the chelsea job! .... what d'ya think?"
"he wants to know if I'm arsed"
"what does suck my root you old boot mean?"
"hola Pheeel...zee streengs are at zee back - 'appy birthday to yoouu "
"I put it in me gob like this and he said "cheese on toast" .... wtf"
You must be the sort who finds "Mr Bean" funny.
I urge micknick and the voting panel to reconsider nigelcoyb's fine efforts.
Criminally overlooked by most. Especially the first two, classic work right there.
Not sure what the bold quote is all about though. One of the finest comedy shows in history - I especially love that bit with the underpants, I was in tears.
Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:
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Vellios - Then Roberto gave me this shirt, I was like, what's with the glow in the dark stripes like, going to a fcuking rave Haha.
And he said "horizontal stripes means you are staying, vertical means yer getting bin bagged!
Stubbs - FFS, just bought a new headset as well.
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You 2 are the ugliest in this corridor.

