Caption Competition

[Moomin]

Yeah, he is smiling because the mutants on RAWK are still writing poetry about him.

 

[fozzy]

Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:

moyes "ffs phil he has just told me how much he is earning a week!! fancy a trip to london with me in the summer?"

 

[Joao Moutinho]

"Are you ready to order yet guys?"
"Yes, I think I'll have the paella. What about you Jags?"
"Ok, I'll just wait right here for you"

 

[Chuff84]

"Phil, we've just been promised Lukaku next season if you give Fernando at least half a chance"

 

[JamesEFC]

How much tip should I leave him?

 

[Little Ralphy]

‘Is this guy still giving you trouble gaffa?’

‘Sshh, is he still there?’

‘Don’t worry, I’ll have a word’

 

[Chuff84]

"Make a mistake like that again and I'll introduce your wife to this lot!"

 

[nigelcoyb]

Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:

"the cheeky waiter just asked if I want the chelsea job! .... what d'ya think?"

 

[Chuff84]

MOYES: Watch out Phil. Torres is coming on and Rafael's just said he's scoring loads of goals in training.
JAGS: Not surprised boss. He's playing against Chelsea's defence.

 

[Bigmaclad]

 

[Chuff84]

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!....

 

[steken1]

Jags - Boss, I need a ****e
Moyles -There's nae bog roll laddie, I spent the money on another reet back
Rafael - You will have to schquat

 

[Kurt.]

Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:

Moyes : " dinnae worry jags, when I shout OLE !! ...he will run right past "

 

[Kurt.]

Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:

" hey jags, I told him this is how we warm Distin up "

 

[Raymondo077]

Pssst,,, get secuity Jags, this bleedin weirdo is following me around all day saying " gizza job, i can do that, go wan gizza ".