Caption Competition

[toffeejack]

Moyes: "Hey jags, look at me?"
Jags: "Wtf are you doing bringing that to a match?"
Moyes: "Do you remember that thread on grand old team, where everyone was photoshoping pics of Caveo's bit on the side?"
Jags: "Oh yeah, haha, good impression moyesie lad"

 

[Del]

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Jags "Boss have you been on the beak again"

Moyes "R lad Rafael's just give me a 50 bag on strap, Is me jaw everywhere?

Benitez "Ive bashed it up with Gary's ffs"

 

[toffeejack]

Benitez: "Yeah that's it davy boy, swallow it a whole, just like the bet said"
Jagielka: "**** i forgot to get my wife something for valentines day"

 

[Del]

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Moyes "Jags who yer snarling yer bad quilt"

Jags "Yer what lad, You startin"

Benitez " I like Owls"

 

[ijjysmith]

Moyes "Jags who yer snarling yer bad quilt"

Jags "Yer what lad, You startin"

Benitez " I like Owls"

This is my winner.

 

[Del]

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Moyes "Jags over hear and smell these, Ive just finger banged yer bird"

Benitez "I watched"

 

[Kurt.]

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"phil, I need a big performance off you today son, see that lad behind me ? Well that's ijjy smith and he's gonna be watching you "

 

[Del]

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Moyes "To me"

Benitez "To you"

 

[ijjysmith]

"phil, I need a big performance off you today son, see that lad behind me ? Well that's ijjy smith and he's gonna be watching you "

Erm.........

 

[steken1]

Jags - Koff I don't wana do it long
Bentez - Milk was a bad choice

 

[Del]

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Moyes "Jags, Do us a fav and take Rafael back to his care home"

Benitez "Ive done a poo poo"

 

[tasslehoff]

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Moyes : Jags, Jags, you coming with me next Season to Chelsea? This fella reckons they have cake in the canteen every Friday
Benitez : Fact

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Jags : What Did he just say about my shorts ?

Moyes : He said "Thank **** You've not Got Pockets This year" he's bringing Nando on.

 

[Jacko93]

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Moyes: Dont make it obvious, but behind me, over my right shoulder, you reckon thats the fella off Toy Story? Shhh, dont make it obvious.

Reckon I should ask him for a follow on Twitter?

 

[NewRadical]

Benitez : I weel pay yous guys mucho net spend euros to take out los backstabbers Ste Jerar and a Jayme Carra-gar.

Moyes : Ey Phil, think we can take those wee jessies, you up fie it?

Jags : Come off it boss, we always bottle it against the RS.