Caption Competition

[Phenom]

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Jags "Boss what the hell are you doing?"

Moyes "Rafael bet me £10 I couldn't do the robocrouch"

 

[Scottish Toffee]

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Moyes: Yags, laddie, this is a dealbreaker. Rafael's into you, but wants to know if you like pineapple on pizza?
Jags: You what Moist?? I'm not a monster ffs.

Benitez: If you were a piesch of bread I woulda spray my manchego all over you and grill the schit out of you.

 

[micknick]

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Moyes: Ere Jags this Spanish belter reckons lawn mowers dont cost half a mil each...

Jags: You sure gaffer- they are pretty nice ones we have.

Raf: Deees guys, dey is crazy

 

[Kurt.]

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"hey jags, look who we had to hire to serve Goats half time banquet ffs "

 

[Kurt.]

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" I heard D/D hired him to sort out GOT.......he's a bit facht off with that Brennan lad "

 

[Azzurri]

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"Eh Jags watch this for a back hand"

 

[ijjysmith]

Moyes : 'Phil, this lad says he wants to join The Woolpack'

Jags : 'Tell him to sniff if it'

 

[Summerskin]

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WE'D BE IN SERIE B IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU DAVEY INT THAT RIGHT Rafael LID

 

[micknick]

"Eh Jags watch this for a back hand"

Liking this one so far...

 

[Phenom]

Liking this one so far...

That's up there with Del's for me.

 

[fozzy]

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they dont call me photobomber benitez for nothing lad!

 

[Everton 1878 NSNO]

Chelsea 0 1 Everton 52min hibbo last game of 2012/13 season
Rafael comes over and relieves himself down the back of Moyes leg to signal he owns him and to start the usual retreat into defensive davey and bottle it against the top sides on their home patch.
Not this time, Moyes wants Hibbos first premier league goal to be the one that sends us to the champions league, so under instructions from his daughter Moyes calls jags over to to initiate the double Glasgow Kiss and send the spanish waiter sprawling to the floor.

 

[fozzy]

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moyes "phil he's just asked if he could have a sandwich after the game!! with us two as the bread!!!"

 

[Stend]

Kinell Phil lad... Av you used the bog brush to clean ya grid this mornin

 

[Kurt.]

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"quick lads....take the pic before John terry turns up as well "