Caption Competition

[Reemul]

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Moyes - "Is he still behind me"

Rafael - "You don't know what you're doing"

 

[edever]

He's just offered 100 million for our entire squad on condition that we keep neville

 

[Summerskin]

"I thought I told you to TRIM those sideburns?!"

 

[blue61]

'Jags, this guy says he's the ghost of christmas future'

 

[ToffeeDan]

Hey Phil it's the guy from Lunya with Bill's order for 20 meals. Have YOU got a couple of hundred quid you can lend him till Monday?

 

[BiggyRat]

"Jags. Is he looking? If he is, I'm gonna open my jacket & show him my 'Mr Kenwright!!"

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Jags...Do you know a Mister Fawlty? This bloke won't stop pestering me about him!

 

[noharmdone]

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Moyes.." Jags, I need some more layers.. giz yer shirt lad.. My big coat, Waistcoat, Blazer and Shirt cant hide the facht that I am nervously sweating my tits off cos we have just gone 1-0 down at a ground I have never won at in over 11 attempts in the league ! "

 

[micknick]

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Moyes: 'Im in love with the girl next door- smeeeellll my fingers.

Raf: "He is'

 

[BiggyRat]

Jags...what's the Spanish word for 'retard'?

 

[Brownie]

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"Concentrate on the lean Phil, the manager lean"

"Look, is easy"

 

[jtl60]

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Moyes to Jags " This is bloke is looking for Fernado Torres, is he still in your back pocket?

 

[The Esk]

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Moyes: "Phil, they're going to have more passes than ever"
Jags: "How’s that boss?"
Moyes: "They're putting Rafael on Mastermind"

 

[Phenom]

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Jags "What's that face for gaffer?"

Moyes "This fat [Poor language removed] keeps grabbing my arse"

 

[Deloodid]

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He wants to know if u will let Lampard beat you in the air?

 

[ah11984]

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Moyes "Jags have a word.. I ordered some cheese on toast from this incompetent fat spanish waiter half hour ago and still nowt.. ... oh and while you're here, HIT THE FRONT MAN"