Caption Competition

[Kurt.]

" hey Philip, if I make a funny @gotmicknick is gonna rep me up "

 

[Kurt.]

Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:

"check out the grin on that facht hunts face "

 

[toffeejack]

Moyes: "Hey jags, i've found a man who will give you 1 miliion dollars...

...to bum you in the shower"

Benitez: "Hey sugar tits, how ya doing?"

Jagielka: "You can not be serious? He looks like that toy enthusiast from toy story ffs"

 

[micknick]

'Ere Jags, this bloke says he fancies you...'

 

[toffeejack]

"He wants to buy phill neville, i'm not sure if he's serious"

 

[Bigmaclad]

'Ere Jags, this bloke says he fancies you...'

You can't rep yourself mate

 

[Kurt.]

Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:

Moyes : " Rafael says this is how you drink out of a trophy........is he right jags ? "

 

[NewRadical]

Benitez : My, what a beautiful man Yagyelka is. And he won't refuse to play at right back...

 

[NewRadical]

Benitez thinks to himself - "I'll listen in our these guys convo, might find out where my credibility as a TOP coach went"

 

[Del]

Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:

Benitez "Oh Phil I could stare into your eyes for a thousand years"

Moyes "Jags,JAGS, Stop flirting with Benitez and pay attention, I want you to hit the ball over the top and into the channels for Jela"

 

[toffeejack]

Moyes: "And iiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuu uuuuuuu uuu"
Jags: "What in sweet jesus are you doing boss?"
Moyes: "Shh, this fat man says he wants to take me out to dinner, so i said i already had a boyfriend"
Jags: "Can't wait to nosh you off later whilst tangling with your fiery pubic region"

 

[NewRadical]

Moyes : "Phil quick, this heavyweights grabbed a hold of my arse, get him off!"

Benitez : "Better than Istanbul. Facht!"

 

[Groucho]

Have you got any cash Phil, I've only got me card?

 

[Kurt.]

Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:

Moyes " honest jags, he says he has a plan so we can win the European cup with a crap team "

 

[Kurt.]

Caption this, the best one will get 10,000 rep points:

Moyes " I reckon Kurt should win them rep points hands down "