Caption Competition

[Kurt.]

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Jags:- " gaffer...gaffer... The premier leagues pantomime villain is behind you "

Moyes:- " oh no he isn't "

 

[noharmdone]

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Yeah Im Keyser Soze, its a fake arm, "The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the world Im a transfer genius."

 

[Steven Naismith]

E r jags lid the waiters here what you having?

 

[Whitebootman]

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Moyes: Swerve this one Phil, they found traces of horsemeat in Torres.

Jags: It's probably donkey boss, can we still order drinks though?

 

[Kurt.]

Jags off
Benitez on

 

[micknick]

Jags:- " gaffer...gaffer... The premier leagues pantomime villain is behind you "

Moyes:- " oh no he isn't "

Decent

 

[Kurt.]

Moyes:- "so I told bill, theres no way I'm signing that contract until I'm good and ready and there's nothing he can do about it......what other fool would come and do my job ?"

 

[Moomin]

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Moyes: Jags, hoof it long when you can.

Jags : ..................

Moyes: JAGS, JAGS, JAGS, JAGS....... FFS JAGS

Jags : Why does that peado keep smiling at me.

 

[Kurt.]

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Moyes :- " He's been chasing me around all day Jags,,,, thinks he's Bennytez Hill ffs"

 

[Kurt.]

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Moyes:- " Hey Jags, have you heard the one about the Fat Spanish waiter, Half a Billion quid and no league titles ? "

 

[JamesEFC]

"That micknick is a sexy swine"

Not brown nosing at all

 

[Hellerad]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

 

[nigelcoyb]

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"he wants to know if I'm arsed"

 

[Eggs]

"..........he keeps saying that Torres has been in your pocket since the Derby, Jags. He doesn't believe me that the only one in there now is Van Persie"

 

[Kurt.]

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" All of our problems are solved Jags.... I just swapped Felli with him for this pocketfull of magic beans "