American English

[Deleted member 28206]

I AM STARVING NOW FFS AND TRAFFIC COPS IS ON

 

[Brownie]

Yeah. But I suppose I've never had a good scone, only mass produced ones from Starbucks or something, so I may not know what I'm talking about here. Scones always look delicious to me, then I'm disappointed because they are so dense and dry.

The thing with scones is they're far, far nicer when they're fresh. Obviously most homemade things are better than the ****e you can buy, but it's definitely the case here.

 

[chicoazul]

A la brownZ.

 

[heatmeiser]

So biscuits are just pastry then?

Boss.

 

[heatmeiser]

The thing with scones is they're far, far nicer when they're fresh. Obviously most homemade things are better than the ****e you can buy, but it's definitely the case here.

Yep. I nearly punched someone when they offered me a cheese scone. Then I tried it and kissed them on the nose.

 

[Brownie]

Do they have toad in the hole in USA?

 

[heatmeiser]

Do they have toad in the hole in USA?

Yes, but they call it Quango upside-down pie.

Probably.

 

[mezzrow]

Do they have toad in the hole in USA?

No. I would hit this like the fist of an angry God.

Sassiges.

 

[davideinstein]

I mean, let's be honest...British English sounds like you have a penis in your mouth and you're about to vomit.

 

[peskyrobot]

I mean, let's be honest...British English sounds like you have a penis in your mouth and you're about to vomit.

yeah.

 

[Nordecke]

I'm just gone pop in and touch base with you bitter Euronians.

Haterz gone hate!!!

Back off our d***s!!

 

[davideinstein]

Nordecke - Are you from OH or NC?

 

[Nordecke]

Nordeck - Are you from OH or NC?

Ohio..

The real birthplace of aviation.

 

[chicoazul]

I mean, let's be honest...British English sounds like you have a penis in your mouth and you're about to vomit.

This is what I'm looking for. Where's your revolutionary spirits Americanos?

 

[neonleon]

I mean, let's be honest...British English sounds like you have a penis in your mouth and you're about to vomit.

Is that geordie, glaswegian, scouse, manc, lancashire, welsh, estuary, cockney, cumbrian, broad yorkshire, east anglian, or any or all of the other hundred dialects we have knocking about?

I'm guessing your experience of true english accents has come to you via hollywood and you thus haven't grasped the totality of the experience. The royal family tend to speak the penis accent you mentioned but hardly anyone else does. That accent probably accounts for 0.0001% of the country - precisely the same amount of people who are either members of the royal household, butlers or supervillains (which is accounts for most of the work english actors do in hollywood).

Also, its called English. Not british english or english english. English suffices.