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No. I would hit this like the fist of an angry God.

Sassiges.

I just sicked up my weet-bix.
 
Is that geordie, glaswegian, scouse, manc, lancashire, welsh, estuary, cockney, cumbrian, broad yorkshire, east anglian, or any or all of the other hundred dialects we have knocking about?

I'm guessing your experience of true english accents has come to you via hollywood and you thus haven't grasped the totality of the experience. The royal family tend to speak the penis accent you mentioned but hardly anyone else does. That accent probably accounts for 0.0001% of the country - precisely the same amount of people who are either members of the royal household, butlers or supervillains (which is accounts for most of the work english actors do in hollywood).

Also, its called English. Not british english or english english. English suffices.

Allo Guv'na.
 
I mean, let's be honest...British English sounds like you have a penis in your mouth and you're about to vomit.

for a nation thats the dumbest on the planet, thats some statement. but you keep chasing the dollar and keep your guns by your side, its your right after all. but for gods sake don't have universal healthcare, thats the devils work.
 
Is that geordie, glaswegian, scouse, manc, lancashire, welsh, estuary, cockney, cumbrian, broad yorkshire, east anglian, or any or all of the other hundred dialects we have knocking about?

I'm guessing your experience of true english accents has come to you via hollywood and you thus haven't grasped the totality of the experience. The royal family tend to speak the penis accent you mentioned but hardly anyone else does. That accent probably accounts for 0.0001% of the country - precisely the same amount of people who are either members of the royal household, butlers or supervillains (which is accounts for most of the work english actors do in hollywood).

Also, its called English. Not british english or english english. English suffices.

Or from my grandfather in law that is from London, and talks penis mouth like the rest of you.
 
" Everton is doing great! "


ITS EVERTON ARE DOING GREAT YOU CHEESEBURGER LOVIN' DONUTS!
 
for a nation thats the dumbest on the planet, thats some statement. but you keep chasing the dollar and keep your guns by your side, its your right after all. but for gods sake don't have universal healthcare, thats the devils work.

Is it the internet we invented and you're using that makes us so dumb? Or what exactly made you reach that conclusion?

And why have universal health care when you can subsidize people make under 40k for private insurance? It's easy for you other countries to have universal care, when all of the private research gets done in our free market.

As far as guns...well, without our gun touting mind set, you would be living in Nazi Germany right now.
 
Missed this thread before...

I just want to say I love the English accent. It makes things sound better and smarter. British humour is great also.

But chico, syrup on pancakes is delicious. American breakfast is boss.
 
Or from my grandfather in law that is from London, and talks penis mouth like the rest of you.

Are you on a wind up?

There's loads of Americans on here who are sound and we love having on here.

But saying that anyone who speaks English has a cock in his mouth is not running on here.

I'd like an apology please.
 
Missed this thread before...

I just want to say I love the English accent. It makes things sound better and smarter. British humour is great also.

But chico, syrup on pancakes is delicious. American breakfast is boss.

No more buttered scones for me, Mater, I'm off to eat spam, spam, spam eggs, bacon and spam.
 
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