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To start with, let's talk about biscuits. The smell of fresh baked biscuits for breakfast. Maybe some butter and strawberry jam, maybe some sassage and sawmill gravy. can't beat it. It's how you get all whale-like, like yours truly. Lays a base - not like a freakin grilled tomato and beans? beans? Really? Beans? Breakfast? Get outta here.

I like cookies, too. That would be more like krill, though.

Pasties are ace, too. I prefer to see them as Welsh empanadas.
 
To start with, let's talk about biscuits. The smell of fresh baked biscuits for breakfast. Maybe some butter and strawberry jam, maybe some sassage and sawmill gravy. can't beat it. It's how you get all whale-like, like yours truly. Lays a base - not like a freakin grilled tomato and beans? beans? Really? Beans? Breakfast? Get outta here.

I like cookies, too. That would be more like krill, though.

Pasties are ace, too. I prefer to see them as Welsh empanadas.

I have never been more angry at a post on here.

You and your kin have absolutely NO right to comment on breakfast after what I've seen over there. Syrup on pancakes. FFS. FFS FFS. Do you have the tastebuds of a six year old you f*cks?

When it comes to breakfast, the British isles excel. They lead the way.

And take that back about the empanadas you monster. Mexican food is sensational, but pasties trump empanadas every time.

On that subject, Mexican breakfast is far better than American breakfast.
 
Shrimp and grits. Ambrosia, you philistine.

I could put one of my sainted Mother's biscuits (god rest her soul) on top of your head, and your tongue would slap your own meagre brains out. You know not of what you speak.

I want points for capitulating on meagre, BTW.

S'truth on the Mexican breakfast.
 
I refute your claims, I refute them with all my might. And stop using your mother as a tactic to make me yield, God rest her soul.

I haven't even played an Ulster Fry card yet, or square sausage and haggis, or lava bread.

That's right, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales still to come. I laugh at your crap omelettes, I openly mock them.

DENNYS IS SH*TE LAD.
 
I'll meet you at the bottom of the hour, no you wont, because I don't know what the Fcuk you're talking about you bad colonial
 
I refute your claims, I refute them with all my might. And stop using your mother as a tactic to make me yield, God rest her soul.

I haven't even played an Ulster Fry card yet, or square sausage and haggis, or lava bread.

That's right, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales still to come. I laugh at your crap omelettes, I openly mock them.

DENNYS IS SH*TE LAD.

Oh, Denny's is s***e. That is no lie.

If you're not going to work any harder than that to find a proper breakfast, you might as well go get your "egg" mcmuffin.

As in Bootle, it's no great task to find crap eats over here. Local knowledge always triumphs.

Ask a local, they won't send you to Denny's. I'll be glad to work my way through your list, however.

Bring it on - sounds very tempting, especialty the Ulster fry. (goes to search for pictures)

You want to try the shrimp and grits, though.
 
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