Current Affairs 2024 POTUS race

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Things can change over time. Whoever thought there'd be connivance between Saudi and Israel?

Indeed…They have a lot in common tbh. Both detest Iran and Saudi detest the Houthis terrorists. Both receive arms from America and the U.K. in order to keep Iran in check. Oct 7th happened because they were getting closer…….
 
This game seems fun, let me have a go.

You became vegetarian to shift some of the softness around your middle. It's sort of worked, but physically you're still rather unimpressive.

You are into your live music as a way of hanging onto your youth. Trouble is the music is crap and Barmaids think you're a bit old and sad.

You are involved with a local sports team so you can spend time with young boys.

How did I do?
Been a vegetarian since I was 15 so you’re off to a bad start. I run 5 minute kms aged 50, which is nowhere near what I could do when I still played footy, but it’s decent for my age.

I’m a professional musician and have performed with artists like Ian Moss (Cold Chisel), The Black Sorrows, Colin Hay (Men At Work) and Russell Morris here in Australia. In my younger days my band toured with artists like Catatonia, Gomez and Cast. These days I primarily play weddings and corporate gigs doing covers. Therefore yep, the music is often crap, I’m not a huge fan of some of the stuff I have to play such as Wonderwall etc. But I make a good wage from working under 20 hours a week so it’s worthwhile overall. I’m also happily married and don’t act in a creepy way towards the staff so i get on well with them, I think.

Been involved with my ‘soccer’ club for over 20 years and still very much enjoy the company of the young boys (and girls, we have a decent women’s team). We have some good players and I’ve managed to get quite a few of them to go for Everton. One of them just signed for Melbourne Victory as a junior.

So in conclusion, one out of three correct.
 
It's a victory for creepy virgins, no doubt about it
To be more specific... Incels and members of 'The Proud Boys'. 🤦‍♂️

Apologies to everyone for taking this thread well off topic.
Not at all, mate. Love the subtle: 'You're a pedo' jab by claiming that you want to spend time with young boys.

Reminds me of that time Musk called that British deep sea diver a 'pedo'. Seems to be a favourite insult of theirs. 🤷‍♂️
 
Creepy Virgins covers a lot more ground for me tbh. I think young lads in general have gone a little screwy over the last few years, and it's probably only going to get worse before it gets better
With Trump winning, you can bet the next 4 yours are definitely going to be a horrific shtshow.
 
Been a vegetarian since I was 15 so you’re off to a bad start. I run 5 minute kms aged 50, which is nowhere near what I could do when I still played footy, but it’s decent for my age.

I’m a professional musician and have performed with artists like Ian Moss (Cold Chisel), The Black Sorrows, Colin Hay (Men At Work) and Russell Morris here in Australia. In my younger days my band toured with artists like Catatonia, Gomez and Cast. These days I primarily play weddings and corporate gigs doing covers. Therefore yep, the music is often crap, I’m not a huge fan of some of the stuff I have to play such as Wonderwall etc. But I make a good wage from working under 20 hours a week so it’s worthwhile overall. I’m also happily married and don’t act in a creepy way towards the staff so i get on well with them, I think.

Been involved with my ‘soccer’ club for over 20 years and still very much enjoy the company of the young boys (and girls, we have a decent women’s team). We have some good players and I’ve managed to get quite a few of them to go for Everton. One of them just signed for Melbourne Victory as a junior.

So in conclusion, one out of three correct.
Bit weird how well he remembered all that detail about you though. Screams Danger to me.
 
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