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Been a very good season so far imo, especially so considering our ever-long injury lists. Not quite halfway through the season yet, but I was wondering who people have thought has been our standout performer so far. I have left out players who haven't played enough to be in serious consideration

There are a lot of things that can be spelt in capital letters that Everton lack. Here are a few I've thought of: DESIRE FITNESS A STYLE OF PLAY LEADERSHIP CONTINUITY DEFENDERS GOALSCORERS ROSS BARKLEY A MANAGER A CLEAR PLAN FROM THE BOARD VOCAL FANS A PLANE WITH A "KENWRIGHT AND MOSHIRI OUT"...

After his Christmas Tree debacle, I'm not so sure. The sight of red baubles on his tree made a pit in my stomach, as it is clear he doesn't give a damn about our club's history. We, as mature adult human beings, need to to sign a petition on change.org to ensure that this doesn't happen again...

Why are we so bad at it? In the final years of Moyes, throughout Martinez's tenure and seemingly continuing now under Koeman we are terrible at walking out on to the pitch We seem to have an unwritten rule that Lukaku can smile and high five a Belgian in the opposite team. It's infuriating...

So now that we've established that our recent form has been masterminded by the tactical observations of GOT posters, I think we need to put all our strategy in one spot to make it easier for Roberto to get expert advice about this management lark. So we've already told him to start pressing...

Despite what some of Roberto’s more stalwart supporters (davek) might say, I don’t think it can be denied that there is real pressure on him between now and the end of the season. After almost 2 seasons of poor results, I couldn’t blame anyone for casting their eyes elsewhere for a manager who...

For all 3 of you reading this, you’ll have to bear in mind that your reviewer watched this game on a stream that was more Italia 90 on the Sega Megadrive than Fifa 16. Yeah, I know it was on Sky Sports. In what could well be a season defining game for an increasingly besieged Martinez, Osman...

Should we have it removed from the crest? I see it get bandied about a lot after we lose like it's a legitimate bar that Roberto is failing to reach, but I think it's unrealistic to expect a manager to win all of the games every year all of the time. I think we should change it to something more...

Would he just fold in on himself or achieve a higher state of being?

Well, that could have gone better. I am badly hungover, and the result hasn't helped my delicate situation, so Im inclined to blame it all on Howard and go back to bed. Hey, it's what seems to pass for subtle introspection on GOT these days. A game that promised many goals duly delivered them...

I think this forum needs to be brought back to the good old days. Where do we stand on this important question now, gents?

Aston Villa (H) How many points do you reckon we can get?

After an opening fixture list that looked like it was devised by John Aldridge and whiskey, the real test of the Martinez-era Everton began today. While the name of Sam Alldardyce can send chills down the spines of anyone who likes watchable football, Sunderland are a truly crap team, and most...

At about 1400 hours, the teamsheets are released, and Davek’s groan is audible within a 6 mile radius as Martinez makes the courageous decision to start the man who scored a hat-trick against last season’s champions. It will be a long night on GOT. To be fair, as soon as this match fell into my...

In the biggest heel turn since Stone Cold Steve Austin, he's gone to the side of the plotters. Where do people stand on this? Who will lead us now? What's @bizzaro going to do with all that tagging energy he has stored up?

I, (name), think that Everton midfielder Tom Cleverley will score _ goals and provide _ assists. Furthermore, I think he will be very/completely/monumentally ________ in an Everton shirt and we will look upon this signing in a year's time as a ________________________ Additionally, I would...

Usually @Coach does these, but he's not on the ball tonight. Who was it, lads?

I'm doing some write ups for the Evertonian and Irish Facebook page, I'm going to plonk them on here too. Move it to a thread if it is ground which has already been covered. Which it is. Everton were available at 200/1 to get relegated at the start of the season, and Tim Howard is playing like...

Oh hi there, I didn't see you come in. What was I doing you ask? Oh, just crunching a few numbers, trying to formulate a solution to our woes this season. It was a long 20 minutes, but I think I might have had my eureka moment and I'd like to share it with you. Quick, what are the first two...

Three points on the board. Turning point? False dawn? You decide.