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    2017/18 Ross Barkley

    I really thought he was going to be the one. Oh well.
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    Summer Transfer Window 2017

    We'll be okay, you know?
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    Summer Transfer Window 2017

    We've done good business this window, and the club is most certainly on the up. Please do not embarrass all Everton fans with your cringey behaviour today if things don't go the way you demand. That's all I ask.
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    2017/18 Jordan Pickford

    Love our thicc prince.
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    2017/18 Morgan Schneiderlin

    B) He only played against Spurs and Arsenal last season. He missed the derby and United games. What a sample size.
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    Ronald Koeman discussion

    Thank the good effing lord someone else saw it.
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    2017/18 Jordan Pickford

    Good point mate, he's actually pretty crap isn't he? Thanks for opening my eyes.
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    Ronald Koeman discussion

    Yep, the only objective from these first five games is to stay in and around the hunt. Our charge will come later in the season, when the fixture list opens up and our squad is properly embedded.
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    Ronald Koeman discussion

    While the punt and run benefits of Lookman might have been handy, he also would have lost the ball a fair bit. Nor would he have been as solid defensively as Sigurdsson was (Gylfi wasn't perfect here, but he stuck some tackles and pressed well for the most part). We'll never know what might have...
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    Ronald Koeman discussion

    "They had 10 men though, we should have gone at them and DOMINATED THE GAME." We "go at" City in that second half, regardless of how many they have on the pitch, we lose. Simple as that. The moves we made in the second 45 gave us a chance to get up the field - and we certainly were up the field...
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    2017/18 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    Please do it. Please make these people see the error of their ways and repent lest GOT implode under the weight of its collective sinning.
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    2017/18 Jordan Pickford

    His sexy sidehammervolley to Rooney in the first half was prefaced by the sneakiest little nod between the two, like Wayne was entering the launch code and hitting the button. He excites me ever so much.
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    2017/18 Davy Klaassen

    The era of joking is over, we just can't risk it anymore. There was a promising little spell when he and Davy came on when we saw a bit more of the ball, then Pep took Stones off, matched our formation and they took control again. But yeah, he might have touched it like five times.
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    2017/18 Davy Klaassen

    Hmm, just saw your post in the Gylfi thread...
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    2017/18 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    But I thought he was hopeless, and Koeman was clueless for picking him, and his selections were proof Moshiri was a fraud, and Hillary destroyed all her emails, and you were all wayyyyyy smarter than everyone who works at Everton? Two games enough to change you mind? Good to know.
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