Summer Transfer Window 2017

[KevMirallas]

We've done good business this window, and the club is most certainly on the up.

Please do not embarrass all Everton fans with your cringey behaviour today if things don't go the way you demand. That's all I ask.

 

[Eggs]

Welcome to Everton to our replacement for 100million man Lukaku. All the best Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

...he's been here a while, Matey.

 

[bluekangaroo]

...he's been here a while, Matey.

Not in the role of key striker for the next 55 games.

 

[technojoe]

Are we all set for the famous Everton Last Day of the Window Jim White Knuckle Ride?

Helicopters are in the Air!

My Big Blue Dildo is poised for Action!!

Huzaah! Merriment! Posture!!

 

[Azza]

Can't wait for Koeman to quit tomorrow.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Batshuayi would be great, although a loan is moody.

 

[Noble Savage]

Thankfully this is your final day you sad little transfer ferrets. From tomorrow I want you searching for a girl to kiss to end this humiliating virginity for you. No more YouTube scouting. No more pretending you know obscure foreign footballers. No more debating where to put players that don't sign into your cringey little FIFA formations.

Then pipe rar down until January and just watch the football instead you box room texans.

Wow , that's a bit harsh . People just have different opinions and most are not as learned as you mate . We all love the club and most are concerned about lack of a forward . I don't care about net spend and all that rubbish. I just want a competitive team .

 

[Noble Savage]

Thankfully this is your final day you sad little transfer ferrets. From tomorrow I want you searching for a girl to kiss to end this humiliating virginity for you. No more YouTube scouting. No more pretending you know obscure foreign footballers. No more debating where to put players that don't sign into your cringey little FIFA formations.

Then pipe rar down until January and just watch the football instead you box room texans.

Wow , that's a bit harsh . People just have different opinions and most are not as learned as you mate . We all love the club and most are concerned about lack of a forward . I don't care about net spend and all that rubbish. I just want a competitive team .

 

[Jayhow15]

Great shout! He's just been released from bury too so he's on a free.

Was never at Bury per se.

 

[Thomasc]

Thankfully this is your final day you sad little transfer ferrets. From tomorrow I want you searching for a girl to kiss to end this humiliating virginity for you. No more YouTube scouting. No more pretending you know obscure foreign footballers. No more debating where to put players that don't sign into your cringey little FIFA formations.

Then pipe rar down until January and just watch the football instead you box room texans.

As if! they will be scouting for January at 3 minutes past 11.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Bet you'd love a Jim white knuckle ride eh ?

I would wait until he starts to slow down then whisper in his ear that I'm a Celtic Season Ticket holder to get an extra 20 mins of added vigour and furious fun out of him.

 

[Kal El]

We've done good business this window, and the club is most certainly on the up.

Please do not embarrass all Everton fans with your cringey behaviour today if things don't go the way you demand. That's all I ask.

Oh..........sorry, my bad!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Thankfully this is your final day you sad little transfer ferrets. From tomorrow I want you searching for a girl to kiss to end this humiliating virginity for you. No more YouTube scouting. No more pretending you know obscure foreign footballers. No more debating where to put players that don't sign into your cringey little FIFA formations.

Then pipe rar down until January and just watch the football instead you box room texans.

You know as well as I do that there will be a 'January Transfer Window Thread' before September is out.

 

[Eggs]

...Everton have apparently refused an offer from West Ham for Kevin Mirallas.

 

[GwladysBlue]

We've done good business this window, and the club is most certainly on the up.

Please do not embarrass all Everton fans with your cringey behaviour today if things don't go the way you demand. That's all I ask.

If we don't get a striker in capable of scoring, and we don't get another defender in to replace Dad's Army at the back, then we HAVENT had a good window. The team would be worse off than last year.