Summer Transfer Window 2017

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Come 11pm tonight
 

Thankfully this is your final day you sad little transfer ferrets. From tomorrow I want you searching for a girl to kiss to end this humiliating virginity for you. No more YouTube scouting. No more pretending you know obscure foreign footballers. No more debating where to put players that don't sign into your cringey little FIFA formations.

Then pipe rar down until January and just watch the football instead you box room texans.

As if
 

Lads, got a revolutionary new idea for you to check out.

Basically it involves you just going about your day normally with good grooming and being nice to girls, and ignoring all the media driven transfer hysteria. Maybe you can check your phone every now and then to see if Everton signed anyone.

If Everton sign anyone then you have a pragmatic attitude until the player has got maybe 15-20 games under their belt. And just continue living life as normal, hiding the fact that you enjoy FIFA computer games a bit too much. Maybe even ask some of them girls out that you've been nice to, try to kiss them and stuff.
 
Thankfully this is your final day you sad little transfer ferrets. From tomorrow I want you searching for a girl to kiss to end this humiliating virginity for you. No more YouTube scouting. No more pretending you know obscure foreign footballers. No more debating where to put players that don't sign into your cringey little FIFA formations.

Then pipe rar down until January and just watch the football instead you box room texans.
stop griping here Chico ffs
 

Lads, got a revolutionary new idea for you to check out.

Basically it involves you just going about your day normally with good grooming and being nice to girls, and ignoring all the media driven transfer hysteria. Maybe you can check your phone every now and then to see if Everton signed anyone.

If Everton sign anyone then you have a pragmatic attitude until the player has got maybe 15-20 games under their belt. And just continue living life as normal, hiding the fact that you enjoy FIFA computer games a bit too much. Maybe even ask some of them girls out that you've been nice to, try to kiss them and stuff.
You mean you haven't booked the day off work today?!
 

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