Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Donald Twain]

Thankfully this is your final day you sad little transfer ferrets. From tomorrow I want you searching for a girl to kiss to end this humiliating virginity for you. No more YouTube scouting. No more pretending you know obscure foreign footballers. No more debating where to put players that don't sign into your cringey little FIFA formations.

Then pipe rar down until January and just watch the football instead you box room texans.

Face it , you're loving this!

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Are we all set for the famous Everton Last Day of the Window Jim White Knuckle Ride?

Helicopters are in the Air!

My Big Blue Dildo is poised for Action!!

 

[Kevblue]

Whose at our gaff mate?

Ben Ransom (which is exactly what we will be held to with over inflated prices for poor players)

 

[Donald Twain]

Day off , phone , laptop, cheesy wotsits and clean y fronts , heaven !

 

[brieverton]

Alan Myers at Leicester for sky today.

Livid here.

It's the appropriately named Ben Ransom at FF, that is what we will be held to all day.

 

[a bell maul]

The window slams shut in under 15 hours.

 

[welshtoffee]

Striker and left sided central defender that would do me.

 

[a bell maul]

Day off , phone , laptop, cheesy wotsits and clean y fronts , heaven !

A cotton wool thong can replace the y fronts.

 

[Donald Twain]

Are we all set for the famous Everton Last Day of the Window Jim White Knuckle Ride?

Helicopters are in the Air!

My Big Blue Dildo is poised for Action!!

Bet you'd love a Jim white knuckle ride eh ?

 

[sladen90]

Would probably even prefer Alex Bruce to Vermaelen, at least he wouldn't be injured if ever called upon.

Great shout! He's just been released from bury too so he's on a free.

 

[Donald Twain]

A cotton wool thong can replace the y fronts.

Not right that lid!

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Great shout! He's just been released from bury too so he's on a free.

Was never properly contracted to Bury, just training there and played a couple of games to help out.

 

[Noble Savage]

Great shout! He's just been released from bury too so he's on a free.

Prefer his Dad , he played as a makeshift striker a few times .
Not sure he can jump as high any more though .

 

[bluekangaroo]

Welcome to Everton to our replacement for 100million man Lukaku. All the best Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

 

[ToePeg]

Thankfully this is your final day you sad little transfer ferrets. From tomorrow I want you searching for a girl to kiss to end this humiliating virginity for you. No more YouTube scouting. No more pretending you know obscure foreign footballers. No more debating where to put players that don't sign into your cringey little FIFA formations.

Then pipe rar down until January and just watch the football instead you box room texans.

It's a car crash and you can't help but have a peep.