Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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i reckon i know who would've started that thread as well
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i reckon i know who would've started that thread as well
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
Of course.
Wanting players who can communicate with their team mates is fine.
But the doesn't make them mercenaries though.
That's why we miss Arteta, only he has the capablility to say "What the fook are you doing Fellani" in 18 different languages.
Is this for real, we lost one game in 18 it happens, we werent at our best todoay but i dont think we played praticularly abysmaly today. We we were out fought in the game by a bigger more physical team and the ref was prepared to let everything go, simple as.
We havnt turned rubbish over night.
We havnt turned rubbish over night.
ToxtethBlue
Player Valuation: £50m
We have mate, we are ******* awful. I blame those foreign lads with the funny names. Lazy bastards.
Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
Coming over to the UK, nicking jobs from English footballers. And then all they do is laze around in the sun, or stay indoors when it's raining. Not a single one of them even speaks English. Tut!
I'm sure our defeat today had nothing to do with the fact that Pompey are a seriously big unit. We struggled against Blackburn recently as well for the same reason.
Instead lets spout our mouth off, safe in the knowledge that we'll never get within 100 miles of ever being the manager of Everton so our crackpot theories will never be put to the test. Ignoring that fact, our blatant lack of coaching qualifications, our lack of understanding of any of what goes on in training and the lack of access to any of the data managers use to analyse players however and sure, we're in a great position to tell Moyes what he should be doing. He'd be crazy not to listen.
Instead lets spout our mouth off, safe in the knowledge that we'll never get within 100 miles of ever being the manager of Everton so our crackpot theories will never be put to the test. Ignoring that fact, our blatant lack of coaching qualifications, our lack of understanding of any of what goes on in training and the lack of access to any of the data managers use to analyse players however and sure, we're in a great position to tell Moyes what he should be doing. He'd be crazy not to listen.
Im the manager? Sound.
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berates Yakubu in the national media*
Chico out. Y'see that everyone? No cliques here. Castro out, Pineapple pizza in. Vive la revolution.
Drop the pineapple mate.
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Dom1878
Player Valuation: £60m
I was was the manager i would employ a policy of: Below a rating of 5 - by the Everton Backroom Staff - you get fined a weeks pay. Above a rating of 8 - or a winning goal - you get the money that the people who got a 5 lost out on.
I would also kick them all up the arse at half time most matches. And Tell Fellaini, and Jo to get their heads shaved.
I would also kick them all up the arse at half time most matches. And Tell Fellaini, and Jo to get their heads shaved.
If i was manager id retire and buy an island somewhere in the carabian, surf all day and hang out with my groupies come night! Obviously Newcastle would come calling at some stage, but you cant have everything!
Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
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