Oh, I'll update then.
He was always going to see his contract out, and go for the money.
The proof of that is he remained at Burnley, and left as a free agent for Saudi.
The Dychesciples should be ducking for cover, not coming over the top of the trenches
And people moaned we didn't give him any money to wasteHow funny that they just went out and signed a big, Italian tree to suit his dinosaur system, and then jibbed him immediately.
Kudos also to Liam Cello for that fearless reporting leading to him scooping leading journalists the world over. Reminiscent of some of Kate Adie's finest work.
Generally it's money and wages that dictate it.
You need that to attract a manager with that record, too.
Or maybe he turned us down because he can’t stand Dyche as people who work in the game have suggested?

Maybe.
He was linked this summer too, to us;
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He ended up in Saudi, earning daft money, tax free.
Bloody Dyche.
The full back situation is the biggest issue because I believe that, to an extent, exacerbates the pace issue, and the lack clinicality up front.We're still % based, pragmatic now.
We've scored 1 more goal at this stage now, vs same stage under Dyche - despite lashing £100m+ on Barry, Grealish, Dewsbury-Hall, Dibling and Rohl.
I think it'll only change when we get full backs who can cross the half way line, and some pace out wide.
His next job will be Burnley in the Championship.
The full back situation is the biggest issue because I believe that, to an extent, exacerbates the pace issue, and the lack clinicality up front.
Can our wide players expect an overlap? Nope, so they’re either isolated (two on them), forced to beat everyone or go backwards.
Do our forwards or attacking expect to receive a reliable, well-paced or directed cross? No, they’re often slow or looped balls.
It puts additional pressure on them to bee clinical with the little service they do get from the full backs.
Solve that and it’s not a silver bullet for all our woes, however I think it will alleviate or reduce many of our apparent and frustrating flaws.
But he probably shouldn’t have claimed in the past that he could adapt if given the players etc. I think even his biggest fans would now admit that’s just not the case. He’s what you get on the tin.Yeah absolutely to a point.
I think we could pour another 100 mill into Everton this summer though and still finish in a similar position. I think Dyche could get you a 33% win rate with some cloggers from Burnley and he’d get you the same with a much better squad at Forest.
Some managers are just designed for certain jobs. Dyche gets you above that dotted line, Moyes can move you from one end of mid table to another. Some managers are only good at taking teams where everything is already in place and then winning with them.
Dyche delivered what was on his tin at both Everton and Forest. Fans who don’t like what’s in the tin maybe should question the ownership of both clubs that put them in a position where you need to turn to this managerial option rather than spending their adult lives assassinating the bloke who is very upfront about what exactly he’ll be doing. He didn’t hire himself, and I’d imagine he’s probably well up there now on total Prmeier league games managed across different clubs.
Did think that, although I think that win out of the blue last night may have bought Parker a bit more time.
He`ll be back on Talksport next week, telling everyone how great he is and non of it was his fault.
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