Martin Alvito
Player Valuation: £50m
For some light relief
Time travel:
43-year-old me: Make better choices, dude. WWIII has broken out, and we're all about to die horribly in a nuclear holocaust. You're on a clock.
25-year-old me: Oh? Who's responsible?
43-year-old me: Vladimir Putin.
25-year-old me: I'll buy that.
43-year-old me: And a comedian who played a piano with his wang on Ukrainian television.
25-year-old me: $*%# off, mate.
