Strangest place you've seen an Everton player

[goodisonopheliac]

Ya mas bed

If she's got Jags in there I'll fight her for him.

 

[royalblue66]

Mo Johnston peeing all over his shoes in the bogs at Paradox one night - in no state to hit anything straight.

Reminds me of the time Mo was getting loads of stick of this Evertonian about what a shoite player he was, and he could do what he did, by now Mo was really peed off with him and said to him" I bet you can't do this" and ripped a fifty into bits and threw it on the floor, mad scramble with half a dozen lads on the floor trying to put the bits together.

 

[Groucho]

Joe Parkinson walking down Queen's Drive by the Jolly Miller last year.

 

[evertonandchelmsford]

I once had a wee next to Ray Stubbs

 

[nikom court]

i seen bryan oviedo in b&ms,shopping with his wife!

 

[BlueToff]

You’re a lot younger than I thought.

Tough paper round Nymz

 

[Groucho]

Met Gary Stevens in the queue for the Black Hole at Alton Towers. Best two hour wait for to go on a ride ever. He was with his kids, as I was, but had a great chat with him about Everton. He even waited to say to my kids to enjoy the rest of the day. Top man.

He become a physio, my mate worked with him briefly, and he was always wanting to chat about Everton, said he was a lovely fella too.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Last season, our players in the opposition’s box.

 

[Ameen]

Amsterdam Airport in 2004 - saw Tim Cahill

 

[MarkK1988]

saw them all on a night out on a random weds going into the grapes, they all stopped for a photo with me except Cahill, the bell

 

[Eggs]

Joe Parkinson walking down Queen's Drive by the Jolly Miller last year.

...weirdly, I saw him a few hundred yards away from the Miller with his missus and kids a few months ago. He was by the opening into Sandfield Park by the nursery.

 

[Eggs]

...so in 1978 me and about a dozen footy mates went to Benidorm. As usual, we found a bar that we made our main drinking hole. It was called Big Ben’s and it was run by Tony Kay and a lady who was quite a few years younger than him.

What went on in Benidorm in 1978, stays in Benidorm.

 

[anton66]

Last season, our players in the opposition’s box.

Beat me to it.

 

[Parker]

My younger cousin was a mascot for the last game of the season against Portsmouth and afterwards we got to meet the man of the match.

The game was awful until the last 5 minutes were Bilyaletdinov scored an absolute screamer which in turn made me think, "Sound looks like we'll meet Bily". Final whistle goes, we go down to a conference room and wait for the player.

In strolls Tony Hibbert, in a suit. Wasn't happy and didn't even get a photo with him.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

David Beckham having a pedicure with the door open, in the health suite at a hotel just outside Newcastle, the night before an Ingerland international at St James Park years ago.

Surreal

This lad Beckham couldn't have been very good for us; can't even remember him in an Everton shirt