Strangest place you've seen an Everton player

[EFCINLONDON]

Peter Beardsley in Ormskirk Ethel Austin's, signing framed photographs of himself.

 

[Sandymoor31]

Big Dunc in the Manchester Arena watching Disney on ice with his kids.

 

[COYBL25]

John Barnes, Ian Rush and Barry Vennison, bladdered with three absolute munters in the Cabin Club.

 

[evertony]

Abel Xavier and the now sadly departed a Marc Vivian Foe (both well over 6ft) crammed into the tiny seats of an Embraer jet going from Manchester to Lyon.
Super Kevin CAMPBELL in a shopping mall in Dubai.
Neville Southall playing for Winsford against Stalybridge Celtic before he moved to Bury and the Blues.

 

[evertony]

Had a slash next to Sven Goran Ericsson in Heathrow when he was England manager.

 

[COYBL25]

Mohamed Sissoko, when he wad playing for Liverpool, chinned a girl I know in the Newz Bar, after she slapped him for grabbing her arse

 

[buededw1]

Sat next to Li Tie on a plane to New York, he tried to join the mile high club with me, so i slapped the little pests hands

 

[Walter Ego]

St Helens.

 

[BlueToff]

Leeds reserves (remember reserve sides) used to play at Wakefield Trinity's ground. I first got into footy in 2002, so my Dad used to take me down for midweek ressie fixtures that following season, and one week Everton were playing there.

One night, go to the bogs and come back out through the wrong door onto the balcony of the 'hospitality' section (if anyone has been to or seen Belle Vue, you'll know what I mean). Spot who I think is my old fella and start pulling on the back of his trouser leg to let me squeeze through to the front.

Takes me a good five seconds to realise it isn't my dad and when I look up there's this rather perplexed, understandably annoyed bloke with ginger/brown hair looking down at me. Next thing I know my Dad is running over and apologising. Takes me back to where we were before saying 'D'you know who that was?'. Turns out it was David Moyes. My dad took me back over at HT, and Moysey was really good natured about it. Signed my programme and then said we could watch the rest of the game with him if I wanted and go back to the coach to meet the players, but I was pretty embarrassed and remember vividly bottling it. I'd have been 7 at the time.

Next game there a few weeks later was Newcastle and I got Sir Bobby's autograph.

Been on a stag do with Nicky Wroe, but unless anyone is a fan of lower-league journeymen, you won't have a clue who he is.

Last but not least, went on a night out with Stones in Barnsley about two months before he moved to Everton. Not a clue who he was at the time other than my mate saying he played for Barnsley. Nice lad, bit thick, me and my mate hammered him at beer pong, so I think I'm the real winner out of us both...

 

[BlueToff]

Didn't even make the connection on Stones until after he signed, btw. Swear it wasn't until about March 2013 (think the game we lost to Wigan in the FA Cup) that i even clocked it was him.

 

[matchworks]

Michael Branch delivering parcels to the factory where I worked on Knowsley business park for Securicor.

 

[Abraders]

Seen and met Bolasie, Pienaar and Superkev at the Winslow last season. Sound that.

Saw Ian Rush the other day at a pub in Chester. Michael Owen a year or two ago also. Not so sound.

 

[Jags]

Seen Peter Crouch in the big Tesco on Rose Lane, the day after he had played a home game for Stoke. Felt sorry for him tbh, he tried to hide in the aisles but we could still see the top of his head bobbing along!

 

[Pat Dog]

Coming out of a knocking shop.............Don't get any ideas I was only there to pass my nan her teeth and my mum her lunch.

 

[Zatara]

Mohamed Sissoko, when he wad playing for Liverpool, chinned a girl I know in the Newz Bar, after she slapped him for grabbing her arse

Wow