Strangest place you've seen an Everton player

[goodisonopheliac]

Inspired by a thread I saw on another forum. In before 'Ashley Williams on the pitch'.

 

[YoboCopter]

Ya mas bed

 

[chrismpw]

Anybody who says "on a medal podium" should be drummed out of here on a scaffold.

Other than me, that is, saying that.

 

[Nymzee]

In the oppo's box last season.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Not EFC related, but I was once looking for a hostelry in Manchester where I was meeting a fella for a business lunch/meeting,way before sat nav, it was in Worsley Manchester,I knocked at this house to ask the way to said establishment,a bare chested,"sweaty" and irate Danny Wallace leant out of the bedroom window and told me in no uncertain terms to "go away"To this day I've no idea what he was up to and how I upset himlol

 

[Rook]

DC United

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Big Dunc in the Lisbon

 

[duncs pigeon]

Met Gary Stevens in the queue for the Black Hole at Alton Towers. Best two hour wait for to go on a ride ever. He was with his kids, as I was, but had a great chat with him about Everton. He even waited to say to my kids to enjoy the rest of the day. Top man.

 

[Azzurri]

My arl fella saw Abel Xavier in a nail salon once having his toenails painted.

He claims it was through the window.

 

[jaycee]

My arl fella saw Abel Xavier in a nail salon once having his toenails painted.

He claims it was through the window.

Seen the same player driving one of those SMART cars,knees up around his ears,he pulled up to go into a restaraunt and had the dress sense of Dwayne Dibley

 

[Lelouch]

In the oppo's box last season.

lol

 

[paultheblue]

My arl fella saw Abel Xavier in a nail salon once having his toenails painted.

He claims it was through the window.

She must of had long arms

 

[DanB90]

Coco martina at left back.

 

[Flynnthistle]

Stevie Naismith was a regular guest at the football club I helped out with at our social club, contributed a hellava lot of items to be auctioned for fund raising nights. Cracking guy.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Delivering fresh milk