Songs for Rafael

[roy vernon]

Benitez is a kopite
He’s Anfield through and through
Wears Istanbul pyjamas
And hates the Royal blue
He thinks we are a small club
He knows this for a facht
If it’s so good at Anfield
Why don’t you **** off back.

To the tune of my old mans a dustman, for those of you old enough to remember it.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Benitez is a kopite
He’s Anfield through and through
Wears Istanbul pyjamas
And hates the Royal blue
He thinks we are a small club
He knows this for a facht
If it’s so good at Anfield
Why don’t you **** off back.

To the tune of my old mans a dustman, for those of you old enough to remember it.

Winner winner,
chicken paella dinner

 

[PSB1]

You weren't even
The best ninja turtle.

 

[GraemeS1980]

Rafael's blue and white army
Rafas here coz Moshis barmy

 

[ForeverBlue92]

He once was a red
He now is a blue
We love Rafaa
RAFAA-RAFAA-ROO

 

[orly]

Benitez is a kopite
He’s Anfield through and through
Wears Istanbul pyjamas
And hates the Royal blue
He thinks we are a small club
He knows this for a facht
If it’s so good at Anfield
Why don’t you **** off back.

To the tune of my old mans a dustman, for those of you old enough to remember it.

This is just magnificent to be fair.

 

[Eggs]

Benitez is a kopite
He’s Anfield through and through
Wears Istanbul pyjamas
And hates the Royal blue
He thinks we are a small club
He knows this for a facht
If it’s so good at Anfield
Why don’t you **** off back.

To the tune of my old mans a dustman, for those of you old enough to remember it.

….I’m dusting off my wash board.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Benitez is a kopite
He’s Anfield through and through
Wears Istanbul pyjamas
And hates the Royal blue
He thinks we are a small club
He knows this for a facht
If it’s so good at Anfield
Why don’t you **** off back.

To the tune of my old mans a dustman, for those of you old enough to remember it.

Close the thread, we have a winner.

 

[Earwigjoe]

John Cougars Small town, Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Probably die in a small town
Oh, those small communities
All my friends are so small town
My parents live in the same small town
My job is so small town
Provides little opportunity, BLUE IS THE COLOUR OF THIS CITY, SO RESIGN YOU RED CLOWN.

 

[Eggs]

He once was a red
He now is a blue
We love Rafaa
RAFAA-RAFAA-ROO

…speak for yourself & his name is Benitez.

 

[ashwuk76]

He's one of our own.
He's one of our owwwnnnnn
Fat Spanish Waiter
He's one of our own.

(Couldn't help winding people up!)

 

[roy vernon]

This is just magnificent to be fair.

We aim to please.

 

[ronanm]

"He's blue,
He's white,
He loves the RS.."

"Fat Spanish Waiter,
Everton's #1 Hater,
#1 Hater,
Something that rhymes with RS later"

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

He's no oil painting,
Despite being called Rafael
When he sets out his tactics
It never goes very well

We play with 10 behind the ball
With just DCL up front
Like his buddy Carlo
Old Raffa is a ****

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

He leads Mosh's army at his leisure,
For a massive chest of treasure
He is hoping to make quite a splash
For then he will earn even more cash

He lives in a massively stately home
Instead of a couch he sits on a throne
A loyal red he is not
For Raffa's allegiance, it can be bought