Songs for Rafael

[ArtetaMoney]

Now we have a new manager in charge, we can start to look forward to this new era of Everton. I think it's best we use this thread to create songs for our new Spanish saviour.

I'll start:

We play from the back
We never attaaaaaack
Big Rafael the gaffer
Coleman at Right Back

Feel free to add your own.

 

[Zatara]

OUT ! OUT ! OUT !

*Abusive language*

BOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

How about the Alfred Hitchcock Presents tune?

 

[AdamEFC]

FAT SPANISH WAITER

 

[GraemeS1980]

To the tune of sleepy jean:

We once thought of you
as a kopite pile of poo
we're six nil up and won the FA Cup
Cheer up whinging kopites
oh what can it mean
to be beaten by our Rafael
and our glorious football team

 

[StateSideToffee]

We don't want you.
We will never support you.
Get out of our club you fraud,
and take those cowards on the board with you!

 

[blue to the bone]

Sacked in the morning

 

[AdamEFC]

You’ll never walk alone. That should see him settle in

 

[Jim Hopper]

Let’s make a song for Benitez so we can all scream it at him and make our feelings known when the season starts

GOT when the season starts:

 

[orly]

You’ll never walk alone. That should see him settle in

hahahaha

 

[bigboy]

Something that begins with BOO and ends in [Poor language removed] off

 

[tim gabbott]

And if you know your history it’s enough to make your heart go boooooooooooooooooooo

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

An updated version of this belter would be swell.

 

[anton66]

You lasted 5 games,
You lasted 5 games,
Benny’s been sacked now,
His arse is in flames.

Next.

 

[blue1948]

Time to smell the coffee boys .Like it or lump it .As posted a few days ago ,I didn't want him but now he is the manager of MY team,my lifelong team ,the team I will support until I die ,so for that alone I wish him every success.