Songs for Rafael

[4737carlin]

Tbh even if we set aside Benitez I think its time to give the manager songs a rest for a while anyway. At least until one of them actually archives something. Let's just get behind the lads on the pitch and support them. When a manager (ANY manager) wins something for us then we can talk songs but until then its a no from me.

Manager songs, when you win nothing are super small time.

 

[Earwigjoe]

Someone needs to write one regarding how good he looked in an Everton baseball cap, with his ears tucked under, in training.

Galway girl........... he worn no jewels, nor costly diamonds
No paint nor powder, no none at all
But he worn a bonnet with EFC on it
And 'round hIis body was Everton gear.

 

[Brisan123]

Benitez is a kopite
He’s Anfield through and through
Wears Istanbul pyjamas
And hates the Royal blue
He thinks we are a small club
He knows this for a facht
If it’s so good at Anfield
Why don’t you **** off back.

To the tune of my old mans a dustman, for those of you old enough to remember it.

That’s a winner

 

[Dixie_Toffee]

 

[evertony]

To the tune of We Will Rock You:

We don’t
We don’t want you

Winner

 

[everton1953]

Have I told you lately that I love you, need I tell you once again somehow......can't remember the rest.

 

[hippopotamus]

Have I told you lately that I love you, need I tell you once again somehow......can't remember the rest.

"....Have I told with all my heart and soul what a fat kopite scumbag you are
Well darlin' I'm telling you now"

 

[Papa Shango]

Know that incredibly annoying Sum Up advert that is on telly currently?

That, but replace the "oooooooo" parts with "booooooo".