Songs for Rafael

[Charles Hawtrey]

To the tune of La cucaracha (the cockroach)

Rafael Benitez
Rafael Benitez
We hate you with all our might
Rafael Benitez
Rafael Benitez
Please go back to the Red Shoite

thats wierd I wrote 'R A F A' so it scans and it auto corrected to 'Rafael' - anyone else getting this?

 

[Blueclouds]

These R4FA songs are funny

 

[Drumblue]

thats wierd I wrote 'R A F A' so it scans and it auto corrected to 'Rafael' - anyone else getting t

 

[NathDogg]

Tune of Rasputin by boney M (and yes I'm very drunk, so sorry in advance.)

There lived a Spanish man, in caldy don't you know,
He was fat and round and he loved the chorizo.

Now kopites look at him, in terror and in fear, and those kopite pricks, they no longer hold him dear.

Cos he's joined the mighty blues of Everton, full of ecstasy and fire.
But he also was the kind of gaffer,
Moshiri would desire.

Raf-fa Benitez
Now a blue, he hates the reds,
They've got some tats, they need to get gone.
Raf-fa Benitez
Gaffer of the blue machine,
He'll die a blue and love evertoooooonnnn!

I'll get me coat....

 

[Bluebonic]

….I’m dusting off my wash board.

Lets skiffle the bejesus out of them Eggs mate

 

[Groucho]

thats wierd I wrote 'R A F A' so it scans and it auto corrected to 'Rafael' - anyone else getting this?

Yes. It’s set to that. He has to earn our affection.

 

[Bluebonic]

I personally think Kelis summed it up perfectly in her anthemic ‘Caught Out There’, when she sang…

You keep tellin' me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I found your red scarf
And you're (Bitch) caught out there
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ah
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ahhhhh...
I hate you so much right now

 

[TheNinja]

Well, next season's going to be cringey with all the abusive songs being sung. Another stick for the media to beat us with...

 

[Earwigjoe]

I want rid of the hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
We won't have to watch this RS anymore,
Just throw him through the front double door
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see our new manager standing there, I want rid of the hippopotamus for Christmas
Only rid of the hippopotamus will do

 

[perth_blue]

Heyy Rafael
Ooo ahhhh
I wanna knowooooooo
If you'll lick my balls

 

[hippopotamus]

I want rid of the hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
We won't have to watch this RS anymore,
Just throw him through the front double door
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see our new manager standing there, I want rid of the hippopotamus for Christmas
Only rid of the hippopotamus will do

Don't know what, but something doesn't feel right about this song

 

[Blueclouds]

I want rid of the hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
We won't have to watch this RS anymore,
Just throw him through the front double door
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see our new manager standing there, I want rid of the hippopotamus for Christmas
Only rid of the hippopotamus will do

Pathetic

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Someone needs to write one regarding how good he looked in an Everton baseball cap, with his ears tucked under, in training.

 

[JammyP]

Someone needs to write one regarding how good he looked in an Everton baseball cap, with his ears tucked under, in training.

Waiter Spanish Fat
Waiter Spanish Fat
With his ears tucked under
In his Everton hat...

To the tune of Postman Pat

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

Tbh even if we set aside Benitez I think its time to give the manager songs a rest for a while anyway. At least until one of them actually archives something. Let's just get behind the lads on the pitch and support them. When a manager (ANY manager) wins something for us then we can talk songs but until then its a no from me.