Songs for Rafael

[Debunkology]

Sung to the chorus of de Asereje by Las Ketchup

He's rif, raf, RA-FA!
We cured him, From Kopite-yiatus
No more kopite gobshytiatus,
We cured him, and now he's a blue

 

[T28ColdBlowLion]

No One Likes You
We don’t care

 

[LABlue2]

To the tune of We Will Rock You:

We don’t
We don’t want you

 

[AussieToffee11]

You'll Never Walk Alone

 

[Johnnytotal]

Rafael is a Kopite
He'll never be a blue
Wears Istanbul pyjamas
And hates the Royal blue
He thinks we are a small club
He knows this for a facht
Should stick to selling tapas
You big fat Kopite Rat

*this song does not contain any copyright material whatsoever

 

[ToffeeDan]

Kings of Leon:

(image of waiter coming through the serving hatch...)

Rafaa!!!!!!!!
Your kecks are on fire...

 

[Joey66]

Raffa is now our Gaffa ......
The red lot won't like it up um
when he makes Klopp look like a bum

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

How about the Alfred Hitchcock Presents tune?

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Brilliant

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Something that begins with BOO and ends in [Poor language removed] off

Booris Karloff?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

An updated version of this belter would be swell.

This is my new favourite thing

 

[4737carlin]

We love you Rafael
We do
We love you Rafael
We do
We love you Rafael
We do
OOOOOO Rafael we love you

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Brilliant

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Booris Karloff?

Fits quite well!

 

[Eggs]

Raffa is now our Gaffa ......
The red lot won't like it up um
when he makes Klopp look like a bum

…it’s a good job you’re an outstanding gardener.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

To the tune of La cucaracha (the cockroach)

Rafael Benitez
Rafael Benitez
We hate you with all our might
Rafael Benitez
Rafael Benitez
Please go back to the Red Shoite