Snow, how bad is it where you are?

[Number_25]

Up with me its around 20cm Snow (could be 10cm but I always like to exaggerate)

 

[Abraders]

Well my schools been closed for 2 days now, sorted b)

 

[Welton Toffee]

I hate driving to Norwich more than I hate kissing really old women.

That straight road through Lincolnshire that goes on forever is a nightmare, especially when stuck behind a fat old farmer in his 1940's tractor (which happens to me EVERY time).

Depends which way you come from I guess.

Yup, it's an awful road. Always busy, always lorries, tractors etc. and hardly any good overtaking spots. Nightmare. Usually takes us about 2.5 hours from Lincoln to Norwich on a good day. Christ only knows how it'll be if we brave it at the weekend...

 

[atrottel]

To be fair, nobody has winter tyres on or chains about and very few people have experience driving on snow and ice.

 

[gkpaul]

Ive watched Ice Road Truckers so Im ok!

Just we have had pretty much bugger all down here in Kent and we are all wondering what all the fuss is about to be honest!

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Here in Banbury, we've got about a foot or more and it's been falling on and off all day. No clouds tonight so it'll freeze solid. Can't get out of our village without a Chelsea tractor - lots of those round here but we're stuck and have run out of milk. Children not at school so I'll be walking the two miles tomorrow to the next village which has a shop...ciome and live in the country they said...

Children have had a great time tobogganing today though - fantastic.

It's hard not to love the blanket of silence that falls with snow this deep - it's as if somebody has thrown a gigantic duvet over the world. And you can hear a dog bark from a mile away - love it.

LCAB, love the tower picture - got me all sentimental for home....

I'm about 12 miles SW of you...and again I'm snowed in here, which is great, had an episode the other day though when the Sky signal dropped off...my dish was all snowed over...so I dug out my climbing gear and scaled the roof to unclog the dish....

A few of the neighbours saw me and apparently had the same problem...so now I've done 4 dishes in the square, and I'm booked for another 2 later on today....

Beats going all the way to Snowdonia to get some climbing practice in

 

[Goat]

More heavy snow expected tomorrow and over the weekend.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

More heavy snow expected tomorrow and over the weekend.

Its gonna be ice-station zebra here I tell yer...Ever seen that film Alive when that team of rugby players crash in the Andes, and start munching on each other...well its gonna happen somewhere in the UK pretty soon....just think...you cant get to your local spar and even if you did there's nothing on the shelves....your local pizza place is closed...your local butcher slipped on the ice and broke his arm so that food avenue is closed...well that leaves one option open to you...yes it's eat your neighbours time..yum!

I quite fancy a nibble on Mrs Phelps from number 12

Question is to all GOT members....would you eat your neighbour? and if so how would you cook/serve them and what wine would you use to accompany your meal?

 

[Goat]

I could eat somebody, easily, if nature calls, im ready.

Bit of mayo, lovely.

 

[heatmeiser]

I'm about 12 miles SW of you...and again I'm snowed in here, which is great, had an episode the other day though when the Sky signal dropped off...my dish was all snowed over...so I dug out my climbing gear and scaled the roof to unclog the dish....

A few of the neighbours saw me and apparently had the same problem...so now I've done 4 dishes in the square, and I'm booked for another 2 later on today....

Beats going all the way to Snowdonia to get some climbing practice in

Careful there.

That's how Rod Hull met his untimely demise.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Careful there.

That's how Rod Hull met his untimely demise.

I heard it was the Emu, that did for him

 

[heatmeiser]

Its gonna be ice-station zebra here I tell yer...Ever seen that film Alive when that team of rugby players crash in the Andes, and start munching on each other...well its gonna happen somewhere in the UK pretty soon....just think...you cant get to your local spar and even if you did there's nothing on the shelves....your local pizza place is closed...your local butcher slipped on the ice and broke his arm so that food avenue is closed...well that leaves one option open to you...yes it's eat your neighbours time..yum!

I quite fancy a nibble on Mrs Phelps from number 12

Question is to all GOT members....would you eat your neighbour? and if so how would you cook/serve them and what wine would you use to accompany your meal?

Yes. Well, my neighbour's daughter. She's legal like. Well, above the age of consent. Not legal to eat. I don't think.

I'd eat her raw. Carpaccio. With a little rocket and red wine vinaigrette.

A nice new world oaky Shiraz would work a treat I think.

 

[monty]

Yes. Well, my neighbour's daughter. She's legal like. Well, above the age of consent. Not legal to eat. I don't think.

I'd eat her raw. Carpaccio. With a little rocket and red wine vinaigrette.

A nice new world oaky Shiraz would work a treat I think.

Is it medication that does this to you Heats?

Neighbours both sides are getting on a bit so I'd have to kill a caller, not the postman he is a blue but the rs milkman would be in danger and he has a bit of weight to him as well, claw hammer should do it.

As with the cannibals of the south seas it would be best to split the carcase in half, length ways with a cleaver, decapitate, eviscerate and split just below the rib cage. Score the flesh and cook on a spit over an open fire for two or three hours, serve with a gravy made from the entrails and veg of choice.................enjoy

 

[heatmeiser]

Is it medication that does this to you Heats?

Neighbours both sides are getting on a bit so I'd have to kill a caller, not the postman he is a blue but the rs milkman would be in danger and he has a bit of weight to him as well, claw hammer should do it.

As with the cannibals of the south seas it would be best to split the carcase in half, length ways with a cleaver, decapitate, eviscerate and split just below the rib cage. Score the flesh and cook on a spit over an open fire for two or three hours, serve with a gravy made from the entrails and veg of choice.................enjoy

Yes it is.

What's your excuse?

 

[Goat]

Surely its cos we are Male?