Snow, how bad is it where you are?

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No excuse at all, if you get stuck at home and the supermarkets are empty eat your local milkman, you know it makes sense, a sort of meaty milky way

Im sure your milkman would be accomodating...maybe he would provide a fore-arm that could be then slow roasted for 6 hours with garlic and oregano, and washed down with an intense Barolo.....hmmmmmm think I'll order an extra pint for tomorrow.....here milky milky!!
 
Im sure your milkman would be accomodating...maybe he would provide a fore-arm that could be then slow roasted for 6 hours with garlic and oregano, and washed down with an intense Barolo.....hmmmmmm think I'll order an extra pint for tomorrow.....here milky milky!!


Heats was getting squirmish Mutzb)
 
Don't try and cook em if there too old...flesh would be too tough... use em as fuel and burn them instead - Remember gas supplies are running out as well

Squirmish? Moi? Honestly... I admitted to wanting to eat my teenage neighbour. Raw.

Agreed about the cooking bit. That's why I suggested carpaccio.



Edit - Actually maybe 'wanting' is a strong word. Maybe 'fantasising'.
 
had to drop supply off to the father inlaw today after work! if you know brighton its in woodingdean!

was waist dreep for a large part of it!

was great though!
 
It's the most snow for 50 years or something.

We can't be expected to horde 10000 tonnes of grit 'just in case'; or drive around with tyre chains in the boot because it snowed quite badly once in 1972.

It hardly ever snows here, so when it does we get to stay off work. Nobody is complaining (except old people with smashed up hips).

It is illegal to use chains on the British Highway . FACT .
You will get a very nasty arse fine .
( I used to be a National Claims Manager for an Insurance Company . Honest . )
 
I actually do amazingly. Got relatives in Eastbourne and Lewes, and it rings a bell. Big golf club?

no golf club in wooding dean mate! east brighton golf club is very close though! but its closer to me than woodingdean! and lewes and eastbourne are a far few miles away mate!

but if you is ever round this kneck of the woods let me know we will have a few jars!
 
Ive watched Ice Road Truckers so Im ok!

Just we have had pretty much bugger all down here in Kent and we are all wondering what all the fuss is about to be honest!

most truckers I've witnessed this week think they are on it at the moment and trying to get to somewhere before the ice cracks.

there will be an increase in fishing boat accidents soon when the fishermen all think they are on the biggest catch.

school has been closed all week, they want the staff in tomorrow to clear the paths, good.... they'll be getting paid regardless.

lovin' it at the mo though, young b.o.g. has split his snow boots though and i don't reckon i'll find anything snow related for a few weeks, so he doesn't want to go out in the snow
 
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