Sir Landon Of Donovan

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I keep coming back to this point tho. He's separated. No longer married. No kids. Single. Under-30. And a human being.

Ergo. Nothing for the red tops to write about.


Snides - most definitely - Out!
 
little curly alan ball said:
Darling , HIS EX- I understand , HAS GOT HIS FUKN BACK !!!

Its MORE his immediate Fambo , Parents , etc .

These pieces of [Poor language removed] GO TO TOWN when they do such a story . 5% fact . 95% HYPERBOLE . How they roll .

Stand on me .
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OMG, are you kidding me?!! This is making me sick.
 
Three weeks ago it was all good LD is coming.... now this crap.....I might have to get the Baines Third shirt instead of LD. I might not buy a shirt now though FFS we playing like [Poor language removed]... Who stole our passion for the game?
 
@ Matt Damon. Languishing within the Gutter Press are legions of sad, bitter, lonely and quite often married men. Who, once had and maybe still harbour fantasies that only a few can dream and even live out, are all frustrated with their own 'No- Mark - day in day out lives".

But working for a high profile, world renowned Sunday newspaper, feel they can wield some sort of power through retribution and jealousy.

Your right Matt, being a single, popular All American Icon and multi millionaire is not a crime in any ones eyes - unless your a petty, inadequate, failed guttersnipe that is !

Snides as you'd say..Just, Get the Fawk OUT!!!
 
Dushku said:
The only good thing that may come out of al this 'Red-Top' shenanigans is that L.D ( Not Larry David, but it would be cool having him on staff ) has the likes of Becks to confide in and be advised on how to handle such public scrutiny and intrusion, Let's not forget, Beckham has had more than his fair share of slanderous sh*te thrown at him over the years from various female / interested snides! Landon's got his finger on the pulse of stardom more than say, some air-headed Hollywood starlet, he'll know full well how the tabloid gutter press works in the U.K and as a follower and connoisseur of English and European football, he may even feel humbled that they've even gone to this extent !!

It's almost considered a badge of honour these days when her Majesty's Gutter Press decide to single you out to be exposed, regardless of it being true or not !

As Oscar Wilde once said " There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
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Dude , with respect - an' you KNOW I DIG you , but how the fuk would I know that ???

I'm L.C.A.B. FFS !!!
 
Dushku said:
@ Matt Damon. Languishing within the Gutter Press are legions of sad, bitter, lonely and quite often married men. Who, once had and maybe still harbour fantasies that only a few can dream and even live out are frustrated with their own 'No- Mark - day in day out lives".

But working for a high profile, world renowned Sunday newspaper, feel they can wield some sort of power through retribution and jealousy.

Your right Matt, being a single, popular All American Icon and multi millionaire is not a crime in any ones eyes - unless your a petty, inadequate, failed guttersnipe that is !

Snides as you'd say..Just, Get the Fawk OUT!!!
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Dude , that was Matty at his most eloquent , lid .

Nail head / Hammer , kid .
 
Maybe this is LD's way of saying make it perm before I have to deal with this crap? I bet you that is it! .... I hope it is anyways.
 
I can't believe this is happening. It's making me sick.

I was so looking forward to LD with Everton. It's just not fun watching him play in MLS anymore. Been there, done that.

I'm sooooo sad.
 
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