Sir Landon Of Donovan

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Sigh.

It's sad that if he stays in MLS he wouldn't face this. Or if he hadn't scored three great goals at the world cup. No promotion to the bigs, no news. It's holding his career hostage. Good times.

Crummy. I hope he decides to take it on - I know on our side of the pond Americans want to see him in the EPL so bad it'll trump any news. And didn't we already go through this???????

But his own personal decision looks like - don't blame him.

I'm holding on to your hopefulness LCAB, and hoping you're right and Source isn't. And hope that's happened before. :)



In everyday , life ??? ALL the Goddamned time .

Everton related ,... Not so much , tbh ,...
 
Darling , HIS EX- I understand , HAS GOT HIS FUKN BACK !!!

Its MORE his immediate Fambo , Parents , etc .

These pieces of [Poor language removed] GO TO TOWN when they do such a story . 5% fact . 95% HYPERBOLE . How they roll .

Stand on me .

To be fair the comparisons with Cole (married) and Rooney (married with kids) is a nonstarter LCAB.

Landon's separated. SINGLE. And free to do what he wants provided he doesn't bring the club into disrepute (Man Utd Xmas parties style).



If some bint is putting the smutty word out to the snides that's well wrong.

Entrapment and all that.


But like we said - to the ****ing snides. HE'S NOT MARRIED (except on paper) - they separated.

No scandal and nothing to see here as far as I'm concerned.



You're right about the red tops here. Espec. the Sunday ones. Law unto themselves at times.

You'd think Landon had to live in celibacy or something !!! Which he doesn't.
 
To be fair the comparisons with Cole (married) and Rooney (married with kids) is a nonstarter LCAB.

Landon's separated. SINGLE. And free to do what he wants provided he doesn't bring the club into disrepute (Man Utd Xmas parties style).



If some bint is putting the smutty word out to the snides that's well wrong.

Entrapment and all that.


But like we said - to the ****ing snides. HE'S NOT MARRIED (except on paper) - they separated.

No scandal and nothing to see here as far as I'm concerned.



You're right about the red tops here. Espec. the Sunday ones. Law unto themselves at times.

You'd think Landon had to live in celibacy or something !!! Which he doesn't.

Mate , Scenario , A ; Instead of WHAT ACTUALLY happened , said Snide decides to add a few , Cocaine-Fuelled Nights of Passion with Swear to Fod ,...

Scenario ; B ; I WAS BEATEN UP by Swear to Fod ,...

His Parents are OLD SKOOOL , so I understand . Thus , why does he need these reprobates , kid ????
 
Mate , Scenario , A ; Instead of WHAT ACTUALLY happened , said Snide decides to add a few , Cocaine-Fuelled Nights of Passion with Swear to Fod ,...

Scenario ; B ; I WAS BEATEN UP by Swear to Fod ,...

His Parents are OLD SKOOOL , so I understand . Thus , why does he need these reprobates , kid ????

If I were Donovan I'd sue. No messing around.
 
Kid , I SAID EXACTLY THE SAME TO S .

I've some Skills in that area . I'LL FUKN DO IT FOR HIM . GRATIS !!!

Yet , he doesn't want his arl girl's mates reading this garbage at Book Club or whatever ,....

Proper DOGS these Mufukas , like ,...

Can't EFC do anything? We've got club lawyers ffs.

- they've sent Danny enough messages about the Trademarks issues !!!!


And another thing, this has implications for the whole of EFC if this doesn't happen.

We should be doing something.
 
Can't EFC do anything? We've got club lawyers ffs.

- they've sent Danny enough messages about the Trademarks issues !!!!


And another thing, this has implications for the whole of EFC if this doesn't happen.

We should be doing something.

My OPINION , is that IF the deal was to be permanent IMMEDIATELY , then they would . The loan thing just helps the Snides . As I said , theyve had this ready since his W/C goal , which is just SO fukn depressing when you think of how these rats think and live , day-to-day , but there you are . Theyll just wait it out , then AMBUSH him .

Its a , We don't wanna antagonise them further , situation .

Being honest , its HER Id be firing . The uny fukn letters she'd get ,would have a Lion and Unicorn stamp on them , for me , like , but , again , this is HIS stuff ,...
 
My OPINION , is that IF the deal was to be permanent IMMEDIATELY , then they would . The loan thing just helps the Snides . As I said , theyve had this ready since his W/C goal , which is just SO fukn depressing when you think of how these rats think and live , day-to-day , but there you are . Theyll just wait it out , then AMBUSH him .

Its a , We don't wanna antagonise them further , situation .

Being honest , its HER Id be firing . The uny fukn letters she'd get ,would have a Lion and Unicorn stamp on them , for me , like , but , again , this is HIS stuff ,...

LCAB Translation: i.e. a court summons.

- you're ace mate. Welcome back.


And tell source to get on the blower and get Landon over.

We'll do the rest against the SNIDES.
 
The only good thing that may come out of al this 'Red-Top' shenanigans is that L.D ( Not Larry David, but it would be cool having him on staff ) has the likes of Becks to confide in and be advised on how to handle such public scrutiny and intrusion, Let's not forget, Beckham has had more than his fair share of slanderous sh*te thrown at him over the years from various female / interested snides! Landon's got his finger on the pulse of stardom more than say, some air-headed Hollywood starlet, he'll know full well how the tabloid gutter press works in the U.K and as a follower and connoisseur of English and European football, he may even feel humbled that they've even gone to this extent !!

It's almost considered a badge of honour these days when her Majesty's Gutter Press decide to single you out to be exposed, regardless of it being true or not !

As Oscar Wilde once said " There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
 
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