..not the worst shout but the reality is we’d have had 4 strikers (Rooney, DCL, Tosun and Niasse) none of whom totally fill the void. Saying that, Rooney might well be head of that queue.
That`s a forward line that any Championship club would love to have :
An ex world class striker, with lungs like the inside of a cooling tower chimney.
An athlete, who can`t score due to his pet caterpillar eye brows nesting on his face
A player who is decent, but lacks pace and needs constant service to score.
A player who doesn`t know what his own legs are doing most of the time.
lol