GoldenTofffeFan
Player Valuation: £500k
***RANT***
Why can't the board stopping chatting [Poor language removed] about stuff. Seriously, I would prefer they signed the player and the only time we hear about it is when he walks on the pitch on match day.
Why does this club insist on broadcasting everything.
BREAKING NEWS -
Kenwright just laid the biggest log in the history of log laying.
"It was painful man, I don't know if I can ever reach those heights again, but I know that curry house is one to watch if you reckon you may well be caught short at a mates house", said a grimacing Kenwright.
To be fair, it's mainly been us fans who's been hyping this up not Everton.

