we sometimes had to go to the priests house after mass to go and get fags for him, we never got fingered or owt. Proper affected me that, what was wrong with me??
Random things from childhood.
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Tommy Chong
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Myself, and my childhood mate David used to be alter boys, and one Sunday after mass we snuck some sacramental wine out of the sacristy and got well tipsy… The priest caught us, and gave us a good scolding.
It was only later on that I realised that ‘a priest finds a couple of alter boys drunk on sacramental wine…’ could be the setup to a really bad Catholic joke!
or the start of the case for the prosecutionMyself, and my childhood mate David used to be alter boys, and one Sunday after mass we snuck some sacramental wine out of the sacristy and got well tipsy… The priest caught us, and gave us a good scolding.
It was only later on that I realised that ‘a priest finds a couple of alter boys drunk on sacramental wine…’ could be the setup to a really bad Catholic joke!
Funnily enough, my dog who was fed raw food until last year, his shabite would go white if not collected / disposed of within about 24 hours
Santa claus ya [Poor language removed] where's my fkn bike
All with your guns cockedMyself, my brother, and my two cousins finding a stack of Hustler magazines under my much older cousins bed, when we all stayed over at my aunt and uncle’s house on the weekend.
Then developing a ‘one lookout, while three checked out the magazines’ system, and when someone was coming, we’d all pretend we were playing ‘G.I. Joe’s’ in the hallway.
Tommy Chong
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Locked and loaded, of course, Kurtis…
Have to agree with this…
As any young, novice stoner in the making should know, a bottle of eye drops, and a can of underarm deodorant should be part of your makeshift ‘stoner pack’.
Remember me and a mate going to a Monsters of Rock festival at Donnington when we were about 15. We’d got a fiver weed with us and got into the concert early. We thought we’d roll a joint sitting on the grass away from others, trying to be dead sneaky skinning up. When we’d built it we looked around to make sure we weren’t getting watched whilst we smoked it….. all we could see for miles around was every man and his dog with huge splifs hanging out their gobs and large puffs of smoke
monsters of rocky*
Daytripper
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Was that a nickname for Bootle or something?
Blackjacks, 4 for a penny when farthings were still a thing.
Charles Hawtrey
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Isn't it the calcium in the bones that turns it white? Dogs rarely chew bones from the butcher's nowadays its all designer dog treats for Tarquin and Tilly.
You might be right, it certainly had bone meal in it.
I know I was surprised on the first of my regular back garden mine hunt when I was greet with white DS.
Took me right back
Getting picked up by your mum after school and Atlantic 252 was tuned in on the radio.
Then getting home and turning Nickelodeon and ringing up for competitions. Won a few things from them. I loved it that much I still remember the phone number!
Then getting home and turning Nickelodeon and ringing up for competitions. Won a few things from them. I loved it that much I still remember the phone number!