Random things from childhood.

My dad had two heavy duty cloth kitbags that were full of army gear as he'd stayed on as a reservist after he left. They were about 4-5 foot tall and to the casual observer full of boots, uniform etc.

On closer inspection removing the boots and a box from the second one revealed that it was about 60% jazz mags crammed in so tight that it was difficult to force one back in should I take it out for....reasons.

Teenage me 'enjoyed' a very decent revolving collection of quality British smut from my newly discovered lending library. A huge step up from the lingerie section of the Kay's catalogue.
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Ya'll likely won't know what it is or have something similar that goes by a different name...but going on a "snipe hunt".

I was left on my own in the pitch black Montana woods near a lake we had to initially hike in to (so literally in the middle of 'kin nowhere). I sat there in dead silence like an idiot with my flashlight and grocery store paper bag for probably a good 40 mins before the panic began to set it. As primarily a city boy with some bits of rural blood, it was a good prank for me at (probably) 10 y/o...must've been, it's been 40 years and I'll be damned if I don't pay it forward, even if it's on a neighbor's kid.

 
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Ya'll likely won't know what it is or have something similar that goes by a different name...but going on a "snipe hunt".

I was left on my own in the pitch black Montana woods near a lake we had to initially hike in to (so literally in the middle of 'kin nowhere). I sat there in dead silence like an idiot with my flashlight and grocery store paper bag for probably a good 40 mins before the panic began to set it. As primarily a city boy with some bits of rural blood, it was a good prank for me at (probably) 10 y/o...must've been, it's been 40 years and I'll be damned if I don't pay it forward, even if it's on a neighbor's kid.

Abandoning kids alone in the woods late at night? Something tells me modern journalism would be keen on an interview. Oh, and some bright spark here has pushed for the reintroduction of wolves (because the deer are eating the forests).
 
Our back garden backed onto the Liverpool-London railway line. A rubbish fence made of three strands of wire were all that separated us from the tracks. We were absolutely forbidden to to go on or near the embankment. Favourite game: daring each other to go on the embankment and touch the rails! Also taking a picnic onto the shed roof ( most likely made of asbestos) then jumping off said roof after the picnic - about 9ft.
Finally, going to Otterspool Prom to watch the raw sewage and used condoms being discharged into the Mersey and seeing who could spot the biggest turd.
 
Abandoning kids alone in the woods late at night? Something tells me modern journalism would be keen on an interview. Oh, and some bright spark here has pushed for the reintroduction of wolves (because the deer are eating the forests).

40 years ago...think they may have still had pull tabs on 'kin beer cans back then. "Different times" as they'd say. I'm all for its continuation, though...'Merica. This is the kind of childhood that knobheads like Pete Hegseth missed out on...hence the "how much do you even lift, bro?" BS.
 
40 years ago...think they may have still had pull tabs on 'kin beer cans back then. "Different times" as they'd say. I'm all for its continuation, though...'Merica. This is the kind of childhood that knobheads like Pete Hegseth missed out on...hence the "how much do you even lift, bro?" BS.

Pull tabs ended the year I was born says Gemini ('75).
 
Our back garden backed onto the Liverpool-London railway line. A rubbish fence made of three strands of wire were all that separated us from the tracks. We were absolutely forbidden to to go on or near the embankment. Favourite game: daring each other to go on the embankment and touch the rails! Also taking a picnic onto the shed roof ( most likely made of asbestos) then jumping off said roof after the picnic - about 9ft.
Finally, going to Otterspool Prom to watch the raw sewage and used condoms being discharged into the Mersey and seeing who could spot the biggest turd.

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Torturing ants, especially when you'd find a bit nest of flying ones.

Anyway, back to non sadist things :

It's funny how I remember the taste of the "spoon" more than the ice cream.

Ice cream cup and wooden spoon.
 

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