tommye
Player Valuation: £120m
when they could be found bashing clusters of frog spawn with rocks as they reminded me too much of tapioca
when they could be found bashing clusters of frog spawn with rocks as they reminded me too much of tapioca
oh relax, it was just the embryotic version of kermit

Spermit ?oh relax, it was just the embryotic version of kermit![]()
Kevin Bloody Wilson at Christmas?I live in a coastal area, surrounded by beaches so a lot of our summers were spent there, had a mate once who thought it would be a great idea to bring his boogie box (portable tape recorder for the under 40’s) to the beach and blast out his Chubby Brown tape, the packed beach were kept amused for 2 whole loud hours…. The innocence of youth aye
Junior school it was the girls.Thought it was the lads who did the chasing??![]()
kept you fit tho, all that running?Junior school it was the girls.
Secondary school was not mixed,religious rubbish, so all that fun stopped...I say stopped, the Christian Brothers tried ...
A Pound!Going the swimming baths and coming out with red raw eyes then getting an oxtail soup from the vending machine and a wham bar.
Total cost for everything was about a £1
And this stupid country wonders why it's car, manufacture and engineering industries were swallowed up. With maths like the above, who needs enemies.Back in the day it was 6d / 2.5p to get in the baths
Eventually the other two places were eventually filled by two strapping dunces who volunteered instead of detention. Dear reader, you might not be surprised by the fact they we didn't win a single match. Good times!3d waste of money 1 & 1/2 p now

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