Random things from childhood.

Inter school dust up’s on a neutral playing field over such social outrages as splashing someone with puddle, pushing someone into nettles or pinging someone’s sisters bra strap on the walk home.

Also recall a fella whose back yard butted up to the playground fence and he’d regularly kill and pluck chickens, then throw their feet over the fence to is so we could go around ‘grabbing’ people by pulling on the tendons.
 
Robbing offies, drinking anything alcoholic, listening to the Clash, acting extremely leery and believing this would appeal to young girls...the only thing I pulled was my achilles 🤔
Me and my 2 mates throwing £2.50 in each to get a fivers weed, biftas/skins then getting stoned listening to dark side of the moon almost every night, then going home, my dad would ask me why my eyes are like road maps (red as fook) "The wind dad ive just jogged home with the wind in my face"
 
Myself, my brother, and my two cousins finding a stack of Hustler magazines under my much older cousins bed, when we all stayed over at my aunt and uncle’s house on the weekend.

Then developing a ‘one lookout, while three checked out the magazines’ system, and when someone was coming, we’d all pretend we were playing ‘G.I. Joe’s’ in the hallway. ;)
 

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