Quote Of The Day

[NickD]

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely aint for you

 

[heatmeiser]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]"[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Parle a mon cul, ma tete est malade"[/FONT]

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

The thing that annoys you in other people is that which you fail to see in yourself.

Song lyric, but I like this one aswell 'A baby sleeps in all our bones, so scared to be alone'

There was one in the Mirror pullout today aswell, apparently one of the Sky Sports News hosts said this week
'Tributes are still pouring in for the late great Sir Robby Bobson'

 

[NickD]

Gordon Strachan use to be the best for quotes.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?

Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

if you cant change your world, change yourself

 

[Azzbot]

Do what's right, even if your doing it alone.

 

[NickD]

Here's another Strachan belter

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

''I have nothing to declare except my genius''.

''A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.''


Acknowledgements to Oscar Wilde, the man.

 

[NickD]

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

 

[NickD]

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen

 

[Jamo Martinez]

''Sir, these are my principles, and if you don't like them, I have some others.''

''Why a 4 year old child could understand this. Go out and get me a 4 year old child, I can't make head nor tail of it''

Groucho Marx

 

[Goat]

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how ******* crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

Not a quote as such. But it always makes me smile.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

As one door closes, another shuts.

 

[heatmeiser]

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how ******* crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

Not a quote as such. But it always makes me smile.

Se7en innit? Was a good one that.

 

[Goat]

Se7en innit? Was a good one that.

Yeah, great film that, if anybody hasnt seen it, get it seen.