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oora noo

i cant see the trees coz im in a desert........ wot came 1st the hole or the polo... mississippi one mississippi two..
 
He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off! :o

(RTE's George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville,1992)
 
a classic from motto

For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip (John Motson)
 
world cup in japan/korea, it's half-time and the camera is showing some busty bikini clad girls shakin their thang to the beat of a big drum, being played by a big hairy guy,

commentator : you didn't tell me your wife was coming ron.

big ron : thats nothing, she never told me she could play the drum
 
written on a wall in graffiti at Heathrow Airport.

"man going through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok" :huh:
 
world cup in japan/korea, it's half-time and the camera is showing some busty bikini clad girls shakin their thang to the beat of a big drum, being played by a big hairy guy,

commentator : you didn't tell me your wife was coming ron.

big ron : thats nothing, she never told me she could play the drum

Big Ron is a muppet thou came out with some good stuff at times

i never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat
 
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