Quote Of The Day

[NickD]

They need to try to score more goals than the other team to win this one.
That was another one of ron's

Here's some more Crazy one's

I'm afraid they've left their legs at home.”

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.”

The keeper was unsighted - he still didn't see it

'You half fancied that to go in as it was rising and dipping at the same time.'

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

All from Racist Ron....

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

On another night, they'd have won 2-2.

The midfield is outnumbered numerically.

Zero-zero is a big score.

Scholes and Van Nistelrooy drugged the last two defenders.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's - movement and positioning.

I tell you what, if the Cameroons get a goal back here they're literally gonna catch on fire.

I never criticise referees and I'm not going to change a habit for that prat.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their face

 

[Jamo Martinez]

a classic from motto

For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip (John Motson)

There was a very similar one from a snooker commentator (Ted Lowe?) ''For those of you watching in black and white, the yellow's behind the blue''

 

[FC Brugge]

Johan Vermeersch - Harsh FC Brussels manager in '51:

When the season's finished i'm throwing everyone out. But the washing machine can stay. It's the only thing here that did the job it was paid to do.

 

[Clarky66]

" I couldn't really settle in Italy - It was like playing in a foriegn country "

Brainbox Rush.

 

[FC Brugge]

Ruud Gullit (Feyenoord)

"Maybe i should handcuff them to their opponents, maybe then they'll run along"

Rene van der Gijp

"When 50000 people in the stadium yell 'Temmink, your mother is a whore', then there has to be some sort of truth to that"
(van der Gijp was a Dutch player, Temmink a dutch ref)

Trond Sollied - Awesome Norwegian Coach

"Ritic is like a potatoe, you can plant him anywhere on the field"

"I see stoica every day, you see your wife every day, do I tell you what to do with your wife?"

"If you buy with peanuts, you get monkeys, not football players"

Robert Waseige -

"Football is a game where 22 fit people run around for an hour and a half, while being watched by millions who could use the exercise more"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

ajax fans singing to their own manager........

"naff off wouters, naff off"


whilst watching a prem game in holland (dutch commentary) chelsea fans were taunting the arsenal when the commentator said (in dutch apart from the bit in bold)
the chelsea fans are taunting the arsenal fans with " you're sh1t and you know you are" and also "why are you so fook'n sh1t"

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

Ruud Gullit (Feyenoord)

"Maybe i should handcuff them to their opponents, maybe then they'll run along"

Rene van der Gijp

"When 50000 people in the stadium yell 'Temmink, your mother is a whore', then there has to be some sort of truth to that"
(van der Gijp was a Dutch player, Temmink a dutch ref)

Trond Sollied - Awesome Norwegian Coach

"Ritic is like a potatoe, you can plant him anywhere on the field"

"I see stoica every day, you see your wife every day, do I tell you what to do with your wife?"

"If you buy with peanuts, you get monkeys, not football players"

Robert Waseige -

"Football is a game where 22 fit people run around for an hour and a half, while being watched by millions who could use the exercise more"

So very true!

 

[Whitebootman]

I'll just add my own motto.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can get some other fool to do today.

 

[Azzbot]

Only a fool ignores his enemies.

Excellent stuff.

 

[FC Brugge]

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

The fish puts his trust in the water, but t'is the water that boils him

 

[Whitebootman]

Some top quotes from movie maker Sam Goldwyn.

"An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."

"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."

"I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs."

"If I look confused it's because I'm thinking."

"In two words, impossible."

"It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities."

"Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it."

"A hospital is no place to be sick."

"Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success."

"If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business."

"Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day."

"Yes, but keep copies." -- When his secretary asked him if she should destroy files that were over ten years old.

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."

"Keep a stiff upper chin."

"Gentlemen, listen to me slowly."

"Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting."

 

[NickD]

[Poor language removed] Lescott

Simples

 

[danzante]

"The grass is always greener on the other side"...Lawrence of Arabia.

"Things are looking up"...Alan Shearer.

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

Homer Simpson...

"If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement."

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

"Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.' " (Homer looking at Uruguay on a globe)

"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."

"No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must've been out taking a whizz."