Quote Of The Day

[FC Brugge]

I just had my first exam so in light of that, some brilliant things actually written on exams:

"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."
"Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head."
"The Whiskey Rebellion was when some people got smashed and went and rebelled."
"[Beethoven] went death but still kept on writing and producing music. He wrote one more symphony after his death."

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Posted this also in the world football forum. Thought it was well funny, but don't think the neighbours from hell would agree.

Ruud 'sexy football' Gullit, was one of the pundits in the studio. Had me pissing myself laughing, when he was talking about the English strikeforce for tonight. "Very strange player that Heskey, played a lot of internationals,although he never played for one of the really big club in England."

 

[Screech]

Work Hard, Play Harder.

Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

 

[Azzbot]

"Never, ever butter another mans bread"

So funny. About 5 in the morning a few weekends ago, 3 of us where still up hammered, decided to make sausage butties...I went to me mate "I'll butter the bread", he went "Never, ever butter another mans bread".



Suppose you had to be there, one of the funniest thing I've ever heard though

 

[jamescorbett75]

Good comeback....

"The outrageous stupidity of what you've just said will serve as it's own rebuttal"
Peter Cook

 

[BigBlueConk]

"Aren't there a lot of players from Paraguay"

Some guys misses watching a televised golf tournament.

 

[BigBlueConk]

"Have you seen my Dite Flarts?"

Er, me a few years ago looking for my dart flights!

 

[Blue Ray]

The man who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

 

[FC Brugge]

"I greatly mistrust the government. Right before the elections they tell us they'll widen the ring around Brussels 'till it reaches my bedroom and afterwards they'll just put an extra window in a tram." - Urbanus

 

[FC Brugge]

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
- George Bernard Shaw

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- Charles Pierce

 

[FC Brugge]

“Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and cannot remain silent”
Victor Hugo

 

[NickD]

Some Quotes from Moyesey Past and present

Everton are the peoples club in Liverpool. The people on the street support Everton."

Hard work, Sweat and toil are not enough in this league. What you need is Money

I think Phil Jagielka looks unbeatable at the moment. There were moments in the game where I nearly thought a great player like Fernando Torres had said 'I just can't get past him. He's just too strong and too quick

“It's a man's game. He's running with his head down and gone into the boy

What is a butt anyway? It's not possible to butt someone from behind. Isn't a butt when you catch someone on the forehead?”

Maybe it's new to us and we need to understand more. I was told referees would be the same in Europe as they were in England.”

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

balloon guy in family enc. to my daughter, "what woukld you like me to make"

her "an umbrella"

another week and she'll be saying what i heard her say this afternoon and seems to be the replacement for "build a bridge and get over it", heard her tell a lad to "jog on lid"

 

[GoldenTofffeFan]

Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingless.

 

[FC Brugge]

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." -Steven Weinberg

Sms I got last night: "cuz im afrunken idiot i wite stupip untrue ssit when im dunrkn"

Sms from a while ago: "Ive just pissed off a hormonal pregnant woman on her birthday day in essex"