Q/A thread: on why you're an Evertonian

[Toffeelover]

Brought up that way by fanatical blue dad.
A big lot!!!!!!!!!

Same for me but add into that My grandad, uncle and family for most part grew up in the shadow of GP. WE were all born in Walton.

I am a one team man, have no interest in any other team or support a second team. Impossible to describe what supporting Everton means, it is in the whole fabric of my body.

 

[Bungle]

I for one, will never forgive your dad for making you pick Everton.

I assume that's a typo and you meant 'our'?

 

[Durham Toffee]

Because my Everton knowledge is so thorough that you thought I was a local or because I use words like "boss" and "sound" in a pathetic attempt to belong?

I can relate to that.

I'm so woolly, I'm always starting pearled threads.

 

[bluemangroup]

I assume that's a typo and you meant 'our'?

This has come as quite a revelation.
Incidentally, Kate Abdo, snog marry or bum her till she passed out?

 

[Durham Toffee]

This has come as quite a revelation.
Incidentally, Kate Abdo, snog marry or bum her till she passed out?

All?

 

[Bungle]

This has come as quite a revelation.
Incidentally, Kate Abdo, snog marry or bum her till she passed out?

Bum all day long

 

[bluemangroup]

Bum all day long

I would do unforgivable things just to smell her.

 

[Brownie86]

1. My dad tried making me a spurs fan, bought the kit and everything. Went to watch Everton vs Spurs when I was ten, supporting spurs at the time. Walking out of the ground I told him I didnt want to support spurs any more, I preferred Everton. He wasnt happy and kept trying to force Spurs on me, wasnt going to happen, Everton had touched my soul.
2. I'm an atheist so Everton is my religion.

 

[Jeff Jones]

1. My dad was Red, but my grandad was an Evertonian and he was the one who took me to the match when I was a boy. I just loved
Everton.
2. Still do and I hate it when we're not doing well. It does spoil my day when we lose, even if there's good other stuff going on.

 

[elf]

This has come as quite a revelation.
Incidentally, Kate Abdo, snog marry or bum her till she passed out?

Snog then get married, then I could bum her anytime I wanted! !!

 

[bluemangroup]

Snog then get married, then I could bum her anytime I wanted! !!

You've come in with a strategy there. I just completely lose my [Poor language removed] and want to bum her head off without thinking long term. You deserve her more than me.

 

[elf]

You've come in with a strategy there. I just completely lose my [Poor language removed] and want to bum her head off without thinking long term. You deserve her more than me.

I thought long and hard about it lol

 

[bluemangroup]

I thought long and hard about it lol

Mostly hard I suspect.

 

[magicjuan]

1.Part of me, part of my family's history, born in St Domingo road, born blue...
2. See above, not overly dependant on baubles and trophies, though nice, 'being' an Evertonian is more important, no one can take that off me, no one!

 

[DownunderToffee]

1. Tim Cahill introduced me to football way years back and Everton included

2. Everton made me fall in love with football and the club, can't go a day without being proud to be a blue