January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[SpurtingLesbian]

I'd slice open my scrotum and neck me bollocks if we signed him.

So.... do you want us to sign him? or not?....

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

I'd slice open my scrotum and neck me bollocks if we signed him.

Oh and Kona-plee-anka.

Really? I thought it was KO-NUH-PLY-UNKA

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

So.... do you want us to sign him? or not?....

He might find all that pain stuff sexy, so maybe?

 

[BoredSaint]

Someone link a YouTube vid pls of kolojdkdfkfk pls.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

found a picture of him .

 

[Kendall's Dream]

The Mirror is now linking us with Konoplyanka...


"Everton considering a cut-price move for former Liverpool target Yevhen Konoplyanka"

"Everton are considering a cut-price swoop for Yevhen Konoplyanka.

The Ukrainian winger nearly joined Liverpool a year ago from Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk.

Now he could finally be set for a move to the Premier League as his contract expires in the summer and his club are willing to cash in.

Konoplyanka is liked by Everton boss Roberto Martinez, who could bid if badboy Kevin Mirallas is sold.

Mirallas was hauled off at half-time for taking and missing a penalty ahead of regular spot-kick taker Leighton Baines in the goalless draw with West Brom.

Italian club Roma have already bid €2.5million (£1.87m) for Konoplyanka, who has been linked with Spurs."


And if that isn't good enough...

At the bottom of the page there is a poll asking "Do you know how to pronounce Konoplyanka?"

Roma offered 2 million for a player who was signing for a team for 20 million last year. If we're aren't seriously interested then we are stupid. Or skint. Probably both.

 

[kithnou]

Roma offered 2 million for a player who was signing for a team for 20 million last year. If we're aren't seriously interested then we are stupid. Or skint. Probably both.

And in that order..

 

[Kendall's Dream]

Someone link a YouTube vid pls of kolojdkdfkfk pls.

Don't.. If you watch a video of him he won't sign for us. Always happens.

 

[DanB90]

Rodneyyouplonka

 

[FTY]

So.... do you want us to sign him? or not?....

Bloody hell proper game of thrones stuff that mate

Deleted that post, don't know why I even said that

 

[Jxg]

"The allegedly elusive Everton cheque book and pen is being dusted off this week..."

1) What do you mean "allegedly elusive"? It IS elusive. It's a rarer sight than Bigfoot's ballsack.

2) The pen is missing, presumed to be in Mirallas' pocket.

3) It's only being dusted off so Kenwright can pay the Qatar hotel damages after a team bonding session devolved into a drunken rampage.

It was going so well until you mentioned a drunken rampage in Qatar...

 

[toffeejack]

The Mirror is now linking us with Konoplyanka...


"Everton considering a cut-price move for former Liverpool target Yevhen Konoplyanka"

"Everton are considering a cut-price swoop for Yevhen Konoplyanka.

The Ukrainian winger nearly joined Liverpool a year ago from Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk.

Now he could finally be set for a move to the Premier League as his contract expires in the summer and his club are willing to cash in.

Konoplyanka is liked by Everton boss Roberto Martinez, who could bid if badboy Kevin Mirallas is sold.

Mirallas was hauled off at half-time for taking and missing a penalty ahead of regular spot-kick taker Leighton Baines in the goalless draw with West Brom.

Italian club Roma have already bid €2.5million (£1.87m) for Konoplyanka, who has been linked with Spurs."


And if that isn't good enough...

At the bottom of the page there is a poll asking "Do you know how to pronounce Konoplyanka?"

haha love how mirallas has all of a sudden become a bad boy because he wanted to take a penalty. or is it written by a bitter RS still seething for that genuine attempt at the ball before accidentally skimming suarez' kneecap

 

[toffeejack]

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probably not reliable but still!

even i could have claimed that.

we have to pay eto'o his last wage ffs! we at everton pay all our staff in monthly cheques as we are too stupid to set up a direct debit

 

[BoredSaint]

Don't.. If you watch a video of him he won't sign for us. Always happens.

Too late... Watched a vid.

He's a pretty good player but I wouldn't be replacing Mirallas with him. They are pretty similar except Kono plays on the left and cuts in a lot. Would like to have a front 3 of Kono Lukaku Mirallas though if that's possible

Also Ukraine have terrible pitches

 

[bizzaro]

Apparently interested in a Japanese Striker called Gojira.

FFP says this won't happen mate